# rate my fantasy football team!

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [August 27, 2010, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-fantasy-football-team/551671 "2010-08-27T14:53:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![satoridt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@satoridt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/satoridt)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-fantasy-football-team/551671/1 "2010-08-27T14:53:22Z")

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My first draft of the year.

PPR league with otherwise standard scoring.

QB Jay Cutler  
RB Micheal Turner  
RB Matt Forte  
RB/WR Arian Foster  
WR Roddy White  
WR Marques Colston  
TE Owen Daniels  
K Robbie Gould  
D/ST Giants  
B Marion Barber  
B Chester Taylor  
B Steve Slaton  
B Fred Jackson  
B Devin Hester  
B Jabar Gaffney  
B Carson Palmer

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**Author:** ![satoridt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@satoridt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/satoridt)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-fantasy-football-team/551671/2 "2010-08-27T15:03:08Z")

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\*its a 12 team league

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-fantasy-football-team/551671/3 "2010-08-27T15:15:00Z")

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Aside from being pretty weak at QB, I’d say you’ve got a great team.

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**Author:** ![Stringer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Stringer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringer)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-fantasy-football-team/551671/4 "2010-08-27T15:25:22Z")

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I like this team but Cutler will give you fits.

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**Author:** ![satoridt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@satoridt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/satoridt)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-fantasy-football-team/551671/5 "2010-08-27T15:51:58Z")

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Thanks. I am worried about Cutler, but Im hoping Martz still has a little magic left. Anybody advocate starting Palmer over Cutler?

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**Author:** ![Stringer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Stringer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringer)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-fantasy-football-team/551671/6 "2010-08-27T16:10:43Z")

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Haha no, Palmer sucks.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-fantasy-football-team/551671/7 "2010-08-27T17:51:40Z")

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By the end of the season, you’ll be hoping that someone fucks Jay Cutler in his insulin pump.

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-fantasy-football-team/551671/8 "2010-09-01T02:12:00Z")

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Stephen Jackson at RB woulda been good.He will be a beast this year.

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**Author:** ![MeDrewNotYou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@MeDrewNotYou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeDrewNotYou)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-fantasy-football-team/551671/9 "2010-09-01T03:30:58Z")

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I was about to start one of these threads myself, so let me jump on. This is my first year of fantasy football, so feel free to mock me.  
14-team league, scoring is close to standard, but with a slight premium on rushing attempts.

QB- Peyton Manning (Ind)  
WR- Steve Smith (NYG)  
WR- Pierre Garcon (Ind)  
RB- Cedric Benson (Cin)  
RB- Matt Forte (Chi)  
W/T- Vernon Davis (SF)  
K- Rob Bironas (Ten)  
D/ST- Indianapolis  
B- Jacoby Jones (Hou)  
B- Fred Jackson (Buf)  
B- Kenny Britt (Ten)  
B- Jay Cutler (Chi)

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-fantasy-football-team/551671/10 "2010-09-01T12:07:24Z")

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> [@Stringer](#):
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> Haha no, Palmer sucks.

I don’t think you’ll be saying that at the end of this season.

OP, you have a glut of good RB’s and not enough quality wideouts. I’d try to packag an RB or two for a top tier WR.

I also would start Palmer over Cutler, especially this season. The Bengals O-Line has improved and the team has added a lot of weapons for Carson to throw to.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-fantasy-football-team/551671/11 "2010-09-01T18:58:00Z")

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> [@satoridt](#):
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> My first draft of the year.
> 
> PPR league with otherwise standard scoring.
> 
> QB Jay Cutler  
> RB Micheal Turner  
> RB Matt Forte  
> RB/WR Arian Foster  
> WR Roddy White  
> WR Marques Colston  
> TE Owen Daniels  
> K Robbie Gould  
> D/ST Giants  
> B Marion Barber  
> B Chester Taylor  
> B Steve Slaton  
> B Fred Jackson  
> B Devin Hester  
> B Jabar Gaffney  
> B Carson Palmer

Your depth at WR isn 't that great, but otherwise pretty solid.

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**Author:** ![El\_Nene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/da6949/32.png) [@El\_Nene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Nene)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-fantasy-football-team/551671/12 "2010-09-01T20:23:53Z")

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I’ll jump on the already crowded Cutler sucks bandwagon. One of the features in Martz’s offense is a ton picks. You add a QB who throws a ton of picks on his own and the result is a fuck-ton of picks.

Also, Forte blows.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-fantasy-football-team/551671/13 "2010-09-01T20:32:13Z")

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> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#):
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> > [@Stringer](#):
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> > Haha no, Palmer sucks.
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> I don’t think you’ll be saying that at the end of this season.
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> OP, you have a glut of good RB’s and not enough quality wideouts. I’d try to packag an RB or two for a top tier WR.
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> I also would start Palmer over Cutler, especially this season. The Bengals O-Line has improved and the team has added a lot of weapons for Carson to throw to.

Now state your bias…

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**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-fantasy-football-team/551671/14 "2010-09-01T20:44:43Z")

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> [@El\_Nene](#):
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> I’ll jump on the already crowded Cutler sucks bandwagon. One of the features in Martz’s offense is a ton picks. You add a QB who throws a ton of picks on his own and the result is a fuck-ton of picks.
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> Also, Forte blows.

Ah, one of the proud fantasy owners of Forte ca. 2009, there’s one (or two in this case) in every crowd.
