# Rate My Kitten!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 30, 2002, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271 "2002-09-30T17:14:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271/1 "2002-09-30T17:14:45Z")

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[Here’s my Hanna](http://www.ratemykitten.com/?kitten=30078), I just uploaded her the other day. There are a ton of really cute kittens on the site - good for hours of kitten browsing. I can’t look through the site without saying “awwww, how cute!” at least 20 times.

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**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271/2 "2002-09-30T17:18:36Z")

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Ooooooh…look at the cute kitty!

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**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271/3 "2002-09-30T17:27:47Z")

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I voted for the cute kitty—what a proud parent you must be.

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**Author:** ![The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ace_of_Swords)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271/4 "2002-09-30T17:38:04Z")

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This is totally rigged. “Kitten Bath” is unbearably cute, and it’s not in the top 5? Damn French judge!

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271/5 "2002-09-30T18:06:39Z")

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I gave her a 9.

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271/6 "2002-09-30T18:10:11Z")

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That Molly sure is a cutie.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271/7 "2002-09-30T20:25:42Z")

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Good, now everyone [rate this kitten!](http://ratemykitten.com/?kitten=10021) !

🆒

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**Author:** ![elephant\_shoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@elephant\_shoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elephant_shoes)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271/8 "2002-09-30T21:54:02Z")

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Ooohhh… Looka your little Hanna banana!! She’s a 10, alright!!

You must be very proud.

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271/9 "2002-10-01T00:30:37Z")

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1. So cute. I checked out a few more to see if I was being too generous. And, imho, Hanna deserves a 10.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271/10 "2002-10-01T01:09:50Z")

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I just think [this one](http://www.ratemykitten.com/?kitten=23719) looks like the T-1000 in mid-change.

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271/11 "2002-10-01T03:11:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mr. Miskatonic \*  
> \*\*Good, now everyone [rate this kitten!](http://ratemykitten.com/?kitten=10021) !
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> 🆒 \*\*

I gave that one an 8.

I subtracted two points for making your kitty sniff yer finger.

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271/12 "2002-10-01T03:25:02Z")

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Someone wanna rate my [kitty?](http://b3ta.com/singing-kitten/)

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**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271/13 "2002-10-01T05:02:57Z")

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Awwww! I think your Hannah is going to wind up looking like my Eponine (only not quite as pretty, of course). Does Hannah have little orange splotches on her, too, or is she a plain tabby?

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271/14 "2002-10-01T13:53:06Z")

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I give Hanna a 7, but my son gives it a 9.  
All cats are 9 to him, though he prefers orangies.

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**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271/15 "2002-10-01T14:02:44Z")

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[Feh.](http://www.mycathatesyou.com/cats.asp)

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271/16 "2002-10-01T14:03:41Z")

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me-OW!

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**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271/17 "2002-10-01T16:27:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by CrazyCatLady \*  
> \*\* Does Hannah have little orange splotches on her, too, or is she a plain tabby? \*\*

She is mostly tabby, with a creamy color on her chest and belly. She has these strange cream colored splotches on her ears, like two dots. Thanks for rating my kitten, everyone. Of course I’m biased and think she deserves a ten.

[sub]I didn’t think she was so cute when she knocked my alarm clock off my nightstand at 4:30 AM the other morning, waking me up with a scare, but…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271/18 "2002-10-01T20:31:28Z")

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I think there’s something strange going on with their ratings system, though. Some of the top ten are just not all that cute, or at least not any cuter than all kittens are inherently. I wonder if they forgot to make sure you couldn’t vote for yourself a hundred times?

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**Author:** ![The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ace_of_Swords)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271/19 "2002-10-01T21:13:24Z")

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Nice job, **Encylopedia Brown**. 🙂

Not only that, but I can’t find “Kitten Bath,” which was absoridludicrously cute, of a furball getting out of a barbie house bathtub.

All together now!

Awwwwwwww…

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**Author:** ![The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ace_of_Swords)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-my-kitten/130271/20 "2002-10-01T21:27:01Z")

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Nice site, **Antrhracite**.

Yo, check out “Julie.” That’s one BAD cat! yikes…

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