# Rate Recent Movies On A Scale Of 1-10 (NO SPOILERS PLEASE)

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**Created:** [August 5, 2002, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-recent-movies-on-a-scale-of-1-10-no-spoilers-please/122484 "2002-08-05T21:58:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-recent-movies-on-a-scale-of-1-10-no-spoilers-please/122484/1 "2002-08-05T21:58:38Z")

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Save me the time and $$$ of going to see bombs!  
Without any spoilers or comments, rate some of the newer films in theaters (or new on video/DVD) that you have seen recently.  
Scale of 1-10 with 10 being the best.

My recent reviews:

Spiderman 5  
Road To Predition 4  
Lord Of The Rings 9.5

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**Author:** ![aoty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9e8a1a/32.png) [@aoty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aoty)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-recent-movies-on-a-scale-of-1-10-no-spoilers-please/122484/2 "2002-08-05T22:53:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DMark \*  
> \*\*Save me the time and $$$ of going to see bombs!  
> Without any spoilers or comments, rate some of the newer films in theaters (or new on video/DVD) that you have seen recently.  
> Scale of 1-10 with 10 being the best.
> 
> My recent reviews:
> 
> Spiderman 5  
> Road To Predition 4  
> Lord Of The Rings 9.5 \*\*

Ok, I’ll play along…  
Spiderman - 7  
Minority Report - 5  
Men in Black II - 2  
Signs - 2  
Goldmember - 6  
Lord of the Rings - 8 (for a scale comparison)  
Attack of the Clones - 5

Ta-da!

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-recent-movies-on-a-scale-of-1-10-no-spoilers-please/122484/3 "2002-08-05T23:11:30Z")

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Signs- 8  
LOTR- 10  
Spiderman- 6  
Attack of the clones- 7  
Goldmember- 7  
Minority Report- 7.5  
Road to Perdition- 7  
Blue Crush- 4

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**Author:** ![dead0man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@dead0man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dead0man)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-recent-movies-on-a-scale-of-1-10-no-spoilers-please/122484/4 "2002-08-05T23:48:51Z")

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Attack of the clones- 7.5  
Goldmember- 6  
Men in Black II- 4  
Mr.Deeds- 7 (but I like Sandler, if you don’t then this is a 1)  
Trailer for XXX- negative 8  
dead0man

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-recent-movies-on-a-scale-of-1-10-no-spoilers-please/122484/5 "2002-08-06T00:32:17Z")

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9: _Y Mama Tambien_  
8: _Insomnia, The Lady and the Duke, Late Marriage, Monsoon Wedding, Nine Queens, Read My Lips_  
7: _About a Boy, Spider-Man, Thirteen Conversations About One Thing_\*  
6: _Cherish, The Count of Monte Cristo, Ice Age, Kissing Jessica Stein, Reign of Fire, Signs, Undercover Brother_  
5: _Minority Report_  
4: _Showtime, The Time Machine, Unfaithful, Windtalkers_  
3: _Episode II_

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**Author:** ![Hodge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Hodge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hodge)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-recent-movies-on-a-scale-of-1-10-no-spoilers-please/122484/6 "2002-08-06T05:08:21Z")

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Let’s see:

9: _LOTR_, _Amelie_, _The Royal Tennenbaums_  
8: _Minority Report_, _Insomnia_ (I give the original a 9.5)  
7: _Spider-man_, _The Bourne Identity_  
6: _Goldmember_, _Ice Age_  
5: _Attack of the Clones_, _Eight Legged Freaks_ (I sooo wanted this to be better, sigh)

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**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-recent-movies-on-a-scale-of-1-10-no-spoilers-please/122484/7 "2002-08-06T08:16:23Z")

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In theaters:

Spiderman: 7  
Eight Legged Freaks: 6  
The Bourne Identity: 6  
Minority Report: 8  
Attack of the Clones: 4  
Signs: 7  
Reign of Fire: 3  
Insomnia: 7  
Road to Perdition: 8  
The Time Machine: 4  
Men in Black II: 3

On DVD:

Amelie: 9  
Amores Perros: 9  
The Royal Tennebaums: 9  
Blood Simple: 8  
Moulon Rouge: 8  
Metropolis (anime): 8  
Legend of the Red Dragon: 8  
Lord of the Rings: 6

The Bridge on the River Kwai : 10 (listed for the sake of comparison, and because I watched it this weekend)

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-recent-movies-on-a-scale-of-1-10-no-spoilers-please/122484/8 "2002-08-06T08:24:01Z")

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I’ll play. These are the movies I’ve seen in the theater since the beginning of the year (some multiple times):

10 - 2001: A Space Odyssey (70MM presentation)  
9.5 - Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring  
9.0 - Frailty  
9.0 - The Royal Tenenbaums  
8.5 - Lantana  
8.5 - No Man’s Land  
8.0 - Road To Perdition  
8.0 - The Killing (midnight showing)  
8.0 - Insomnia  
8.0 - Y Tu Mama Tambien  
8.0 - Sunshine State  
8.0 - Dinner Rush  
8.0 - Changing Lanes  
7.5 - Lovely & Amazing  
7.5 - Gosford Park  
7.5 - Black Hawk Down  
7.5 - Last Orders  
7.5 - ET: 20th Anniversary  
7.5 - The Panic Room  
7.0 - Spider-Man  
7.0 - Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones  
7.0 - Ice Age  
7.0 - Signs  
7.0 - Minority Report  
7.0 - Monster’s Ball  
6.5 - Lilo & Stitch  
6.5 - Undercover Brother  
6.5 - In The Bedroom  
6.5 - Birthday Girl  
6.5 - Training Day  
6.5 - Iris  
6.0 - Harry Potter  
6.0 - I Am Sam  
6.0 - Tadpole  
6.0 - Blade II  
6.0 - Murder By Numbers  
5.5 - Scotland, PA  
5.5 - Italian For Beginners  
5.5 - Windtalkers  
5.5 - Jimmy Neutron  
5.5 - Reign Of Fire  
5.5 - Ali  
5.0 - Festival In Cannes  
5.0 - Eight Legged Freaks  
5.0 - Clockstoppers  
5.0 - Resident Evil  
4.5 - Orange County  
4.5 - The Scorpion King  
4.5 - Men in Black II

(I don’t go to movies that would likely rate a 1-4)

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-recent-movies-on-a-scale-of-1-10-no-spoilers-please/122484/9 "2002-08-06T08:24:55Z")

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LOTR:FOTR: 10  
Spider-Man:8  
K-19:8  
Sum of All Fears: 7

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-recent-movies-on-a-scale-of-1-10-no-spoilers-please/122484/10 "2002-08-06T15:34:17Z")

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I give K-19 an 8 as well.

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**Author:** ![PatrickM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7feea3/32.png) [@PatrickM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickM)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-recent-movies-on-a-scale-of-1-10-no-spoilers-please/122484/11 "2002-08-06T18:38:40Z")

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Spiderman - 9.5  
Signs - 5.0  
K-9 The Widowmaker - 8  
Mr. Deeds - 7.5 (and I usually dislike Adam Sandler’s movies)  
Stuart Little 2 - 7  
Crocodile Hunter - 7.5  
Like Mike - 7  
Men in Black 2 - 5.0  
Time Machine - 6.0  
The Rookie - 9.0

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-recent-movies-on-a-scale-of-1-10-no-spoilers-please/122484/12 "2002-08-06T21:28:35Z")

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Spiderman - 8  
Minority Report - 9  
Signs - 8  
Goldmember - 7  
Lord of the Rings - 9.5

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**Author:** ![barking\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@barking\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barking_frog)\
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Men in Black II - 1.5  
Attack of the Clones - 4  
Minority Report - 6  
Spiderman - 7  
Road to Perdition - 9  
LotR: FotR - 9.5
