# Rate that poo! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 22, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-that-poo/203132 "2003-09-22T17:27:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sinful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Sinful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinful)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-that-poo/203132/1 "2003-09-22T17:27:13Z")
At [link deleted] One was shaped exactly like a pretzel. Im sure the guy tampered with it and moved it around with his hand or something to look like one. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-that-poo/203132/2 "2003-09-22T17:29:33Z")
Yeah…I’ve seen that site… Where’s the barfy smile? ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-that-poo/203132/3 "2003-09-22T18:08:20Z")
This thread title reminds me of a song… \*Rate that poo! Give the dog some doo! Step on a crap! Fart in yo’ momma’s lap! When a big turd comes around You must poop it! You will never flush it down 'Less you poop it! Groan and sigh and frown Until you poop it! I say poop it! Poop it good!\* ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-that-poo/203132/4 "2003-09-22T18:15:19Z")
**Already in Use** : Lowering the tone of the boards since 2002. It’s not taking as long as I thought. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-that-poo/203132/5 "2003-09-22T19:08:38Z")
Ummm… anyone else think that guy should see a DOCTOR??? Sheesh! His poor colon… O-U-C-H! That has to be the most idiotic website ever created in the history of the WWW. Just my two cents… ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-that-poo/203132/6 "2003-09-22T19:18:47Z")
Not only do I refuse to follow the link to that site … but _why_ am I even reading this thread??? ---
**Author:** ![Papaveraceae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e8c25b/32.png) [@Papaveraceae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papaveraceae)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-that-poo/203132/7 "2003-09-22T19:26:14Z")
I wonder that myself ---
**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-that-poo/203132/8 "2003-09-22T19:46:54Z")
I got a cool book for my kids entitled “Everyone Poops” It is cute. It shows all kinds of poop. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-that-poo/203132/9 "2003-09-23T01:10:39Z")
“abcdefghijklmno\_qrstuvwxyz” Where’s the P you ask? Running down my leg!! Hardy har har!! ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-that-poo/203132/10 "2003-09-23T01:39:13Z")
It’s just to show that some people don’t have much excitement these days. Guy1:“helo, i’m Bob” Guy2:" Bob who?" Guy1:“Does “Shit REALLY hit the fan” mean anything?” Guy2:“OOOooh…THAT Bob…” ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-that-poo/203132/11 "2003-09-23T03:01:00Z")
I knew what this thread was about before I opened it. Man, that’s one crazy site. ---
**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-that-poo/203132/12 "2003-09-23T03:30:31Z")
I’ve opened that site in the past. I still remember the painful gagging that ensued. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-that-poo/203132/13 "2003-09-23T04:46:41Z")
Agreed. That’s truly revolting. but there was this one poo that I thought was clearly a three or a four, but instead everyone gave it a ten! Shitting hell. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-that-poo/203132/14 "2003-09-23T07:50:19Z")
I don’t think so, **Sinful**. * * * **Cajun Man** ~ SDMB Moderator