# Rate the presidents a different way: who was hottest?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-the-presidents-a-different-way-who-was-hottest/538939>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 10, 2010, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-the-presidents-a-different-way-who-was-hottest/538939 "2010-05-10T18:02:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-the-presidents-a-different-way-who-was-hottest/538939/61 "2010-05-12T03:15:14Z")

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> [@pravnik](#):
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> [Teddy Roosevelt in 1895](http://mentalfloss.cachefly.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/435_Tr_nyc_police_commissioner.jpg), age 37, New York City Police Comissioner.

Rowr.

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**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-the-presidents-a-different-way-who-was-hottest/538939/62 "2010-05-12T05:31:49Z")

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Yuck! None of them. Kennedy is okay, but not really “good looking” in my book. With Obama, sorry all I can see is Alfred E. Neuman.

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**Author:** ![lshaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e36b37/32.png) [@lshaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lshaw)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-the-presidents-a-different-way-who-was-hottest/538939/63 "2010-05-12T06:30:44Z")

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> [@Green\_Bean](#):
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> I have no idea whether Kennedy was hot or not. Whenever I look at him, I get distracted by the Lego hair and forget to look at his face.

I though it was just me. Yeah that hair is way distracting.

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**Author:** ![horsetech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dec6dc/32.png) [@horsetech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/horsetech)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-the-presidents-a-different-way-who-was-hottest/538939/64 "2010-05-12T06:48:48Z")

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Obammmmmmma…  
What?

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-the-presidents-a-different-way-who-was-hottest/538939/65 "2010-05-12T14:28:01Z")

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Lincoln had an amazing smile, but it doesn’t come out in photographs. Also, he was funny. I doubt Rutherford Hayes was funny.

Taft was a big sweetheart who loved golf and naps and didn’t really want to be President. I’d give him a hug, you know?

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-the-presidents-a-different-way-who-was-hottest/538939/66 "2010-05-12T21:36:17Z")

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Obama hands down. You kiddin? Absolutely no contest!

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**Author:** ![rhubarbarin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eb9ed0/32.png) [@rhubarbarin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhubarbarin)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-the-presidents-a-different-way-who-was-hottest/538939/67 "2010-05-13T01:16:58Z")

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I’d tap Obama and Woodrow Wilson (the younger the better of course). No one else! A couple others weren’t ugly when young, but too far outside my type.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-the-presidents-a-different-way-who-was-hottest/538939/68 "2010-05-13T20:59:36Z")

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[It’s Official, Obama Is The Hottest; Luann Says So](http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2010/05/13/2010-05-13_president_obama_gets_saucy_reception_at_buffalo_chicken_wings_shop.html)

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**Author:** ![Palo\_Verde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Palo\_Verde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palo_Verde)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-the-presidents-a-different-way-who-was-hottest/538939/69 "2010-05-14T17:21:21Z")

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Would this have happened to Richard Nixon?

A woman in Buffalo met Obama when he was doing a meet and greet at a restaurant.

“When Obama approached her, Haley blurted out those now-famous words: “You’re a hottie with a smokin’ little body.””…

"Obama took the comment in stride, Haley reported:

“He laughed, and then he said we need to take a picture because we’ve got to send this back to (wife) Michelle. So I yelled ‘eat your heart out , Michelle’. People tell me I should think before I open my mouth.”"

> **[Obama's 'hottie' connection in Buffalo](http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2010/05/obamas-hottie-connection-in-buffalo/1)**
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> Yesterday morning, Luann Haley noticed some Secret Service people hanging around the Buffalo wings restaurant next door.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-the-presidents-a-different-way-who-was-hottest/538939/70 "2010-05-14T18:33:47Z")

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Maybe. I would have partied with Nixon. The lying cheat sure knew how to tipple.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-the-presidents-a-different-way-who-was-hottest/538939/71 "2010-05-14T21:42:19Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> Maybe. I would have partied with Nixon. The lying cheat sure knew how to tipple.

I’ll bet he was a mean drunk. I, OTOH, am a happy drunk.

Fuck Nixon, drink with me.

Actually, you probably don’t wanna fuck him either.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-the-presidents-a-different-way-who-was-hottest/538939/72 "2010-05-14T22:35:00Z")

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> [@Maiira](#):
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> I’ll jump on the Obama bandwagon, though I gotta say some of these presidents in their younger years were pretty smokin’. (Also, not a president, but I’d totally do [Rahm Emmanuel](http://playhappy.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/rahm-emanuel.jpg).)

Even though I pick Obama as #1, if Rahm Emmanuel ever becomes President, Obama becomes #2.

And I’ve always had the hots for Lincoln. He was 6’4" . . . and you know what they say about men with Marfan syndrome. 😉

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