# Rate your own popularity on the Dope.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 6, 2009, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153 "2009-12-06T02:23:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/101 "2009-12-07T03:25:09Z")

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> [@Talon\_Karrde](#):
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> I tend to keep a low profile so I doubt there are many who recognize me, and those that do probably don’t have much of an opinion, maybe slightly negative if at all.

Meh, I remember you, if only cuz you’re a character in a Han Solo book. (right?)

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/102 "2009-12-07T03:52:15Z")

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A few people know who I am.

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**Author:** ![Talon\_Karrde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/103 "2009-12-07T03:56:49Z")

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> [@Unintentionally\_Blank](#):
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> Meh, I remember you, if only cuz you’re a character in a Han Solo book. (right?)

Yeah, the Timothy Zahn Star Wars books.

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/104 "2009-12-07T04:12:09Z")

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I don’t consider myself part of the in crowd, but after 10 years and 10,000+ posts I get quite a few automotive questions.  
So I put down more than 100, but I still don’t think I am one of the cool kids.

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**Author:** ![BomTek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bomtek/32/21364_2.png) [@BomTek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BomTek)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/105 "2009-12-07T04:57:40Z")

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I voted “a couple,” but I suspect that’s on the high side. 🙂  
I also have delusions that someone will correct me and say it’s higher, but that probably won’t happen.

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**Author:** ![horsetech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dec6dc/32.png) [@horsetech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/horsetech)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/106 "2009-12-07T05:19:54Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> A few people know who I am.

When did you get here, newbie?

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/107 "2009-12-07T05:25:39Z")

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> [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](#):
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> Mafiosa 😃

Now that I realize that you can’t see who voted for which, this might make a bit more sense when I say that I chose 100+. :smack:

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**Author:** ![kitemaker\_chuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a88e4f/32.png) [@kitemaker\_chuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitemaker_chuck)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/108 "2009-12-07T05:31:56Z")

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Probably 1, maybe.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/109 "2009-12-07T13:21:54Z")

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I guess I would assume that if folks end up in music threads, especially guitar related, they would recognize my username. Beyond that, no clue.

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/110 "2009-12-07T13:34:34Z")

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Well, in my two months on the board, I’ve apparently made [290 posts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php), which works out to 4.62 posts a day (and even had someone friend me! Yay them!) Plus, ran into an old friend that I knew about 10 years before I started lurking here on the board.

So if people don’t know me, I’ve just been posting into the wind - which is the story of my life and wouldn’t surprise me at all.

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**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/111 "2009-12-07T13:35:47Z")

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I’m pretty sure that no more than a handful of people would recognize my user name and have some sort of impression of me. My posts are mostly innocuous and forgettable. You’re forgetting this one already.

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/112 "2009-12-07T13:41:42Z")

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I know who I am. So that’s one right there. And I have two friends, so . . . three?

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/113 "2009-12-07T14:27:49Z")

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I’m bigger than the Beatles…or at least parts of me are.

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**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/114 "2009-12-07T14:36:57Z")

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I think the people who follow the Presidential Elimination Game thread know me. Aside from that, not many.

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/115 "2009-12-07T15:22:43Z")

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I think the only reason that people know me is I’m one of the Mafia whores and I figure there are about 30 or so that regularly play here so that’s where I put myself. Outside of that I’m more of a drive by poster.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/116 "2009-12-07T15:31:09Z")

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I put 50+. Not that I’m terribly _popular_, but I have a really, really long name, and I post in most of the forums, which makes a big difference.

I figured the easiest way to determine whether or not I “know” you is to post my mental flash card for you. So here are my mental flash cards for people who posted in this thread (and for whom I have mental flash cards).

**bucketybuck** : Irish. Funny. May be thinking of kambuckta, but he/she is Australian. Fuck, I forget which is which.

**kidneyfailure** : name familiar. Possibly a dialysis patient.

**Covered\_In\_Bees** : thinks he’s a dude, in clear opposition to the majority of other posters. Posts about sex a lot. Kind of reminds me of myself.

**Antinor01** : Gay. Posts a lot in SSM threads, unsurprisingly.

**Hal Briston** : Has an adorable daughter. Possibly two. Didn’t fuck a sheep.

**Plan B** : Conservative. Argumentative. Actually pretty reasonable. Also, funny.

**Renee** : Hot. Married to another hot person. Artistic type - paints watercolors or tiptoes through tulips or something.

**Shakes** : Used to be kind of crazy. Changed username from all caps.

**Diogenes the Cynic** : I got nothing. Well, except Vikings fan, veteran, incurable liberal, former pothead/hippie, married, lives in Minnesota.

**DianaG** : Likes to have a lot of sex a lot. Does not like people infringing on her right to have sex. Seems like she might be the old loud lady double-fisting gin and tonics at the bar, but is probably not actually old. My kind of chick.

**BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed** : Has a name I always think I should recognize, from a book or somesuch

**ShibbOleth** : My favorite person in the whole wide world. Except myself.

**MeanOldLady** : Sort of like DianaG, only black, although I have no reason to believe DianaG is not also black, come to think of it. Is owed a boat by me. Like me, spends the most time in the Pit and IMHO.

**jali** : Rings a bell.

**Shagnasty** : is from Massachussetts, but lives in Louisiana. Or vice versa. Something like that. Has gun. Possibly several.

**Chez Guevara** : English. Clever name. Posts in sports threads a lot.

**Qadgop the Mercotan:** Prison doctor. Has a doper kid who possibly no longer posts here - **elf** something, I think. Has many disgusting yet fascinating stories.

**Chessic Sense** : used to be \*\*IntelSoldier \*\*(possibly separate words or uncapitalized or something).

**Unauthorized Cinnamon** : has best name ever. Female. Owns a pair of crotchfruit. Friendly.

**NineToTheSky** : English. Father of IHaveHipposInMyGarden. Likes… war memorabilia?

**chowder** : old feller in Manchester or environs. Has irresponsible son. Probably generally found with copy of \*The Sun \*opened to Page 3.

\*\*Malleus, Incus, Stapes!: \*\*Female. Do not understand username. Feel angry because do not understand username. Is new-ish.

**IvoryTowerDenizen** : Female. Good at Feuds.

**MsWhatsit** : Kinda motherly, in a good way.

**mswas** : Unpredictable. Tends to swing back and forth in my estimation from “douche” to “good guy”, occasionally within minutes. More conservative than general population of boards in most areas. Massage therapist. Married.

**Rick** : Knows everything there is to know about Volvos, except not to buy them (just kidding!)

**WordMan** : Is into guitar. Posts in Cafe Society more than elsewhere.

**Shirley Ujest** : My second favorite person who isn’t me.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/117 "2009-12-07T15:43:05Z")

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This reads like Michael Scott’s rolodex on _The Office_.

😛

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/118 "2009-12-07T15:50:29Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> **IvoryTowerDenizen** : Female. Good at Feuds.

Worse could be said. 🙂

For the record, **Unauthorized Cinnamon** is my favorite username ever, as well. It makes me ponder when you would need authorized cinnamon.

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/119 "2009-12-07T16:10:57Z")

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> [@Jragon](#):
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> 1. Which probably isn’t true, I imagine a few people from the WoW guild here recognize me, but meh, I voted 0 and I’m sticking with it.

This isn’t true at all. You had a thread awhile ago about whether or not to stay in your…computer animation (?) school and I think you eventually decided to transfer to a regular university.

It was memorable because, frankly, you displayed some of the most abject self-hatred and lowest self-esteem I have ever seen. Since then I have seen you say more things about how horrible you think you are in various threads.

It makes me sad to see this sort of post. I hope you’re getting some help, man.

I picked 100+, not because I think I’m so fucking amazing, but because I’ve been here _forever_ and because I’ve met easily more than 100 Dopers in person.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/120 "2009-12-07T16:33:33Z")

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I put 20+ Because I think my name is known for a mixture of reasons (probably mostly negative)

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