# Rate Yourself on the Kinsey Scale! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 22, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216 "2001-01-22T04:11:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216/21 "2001-01-22T14:02:04Z")
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**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216/22 "2001-01-22T14:06:15Z")
1. Sorry, ladies, but looking at a naked woman is about as erotic for me as looking at a table. ---
**Author:** ![PolishSausage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@PolishSausage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PolishSausage)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216/23 "2001-01-22T14:34:32Z")
I kinda wish I was a 3 also, but I think I’d have to say 1. Think about it, if you were a 3 that would instantly double your porn selection! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216/24 "2001-01-22T14:39:28Z")
1. I don’t find _anyone_ I want to get on very often. So far they’ve happened to be men. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216/25 "2001-01-22T16:11:15Z")
Hard-wired a zero. I’m not phobic. I even had a gay roommate in college. I’m just not interested. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216/26 "2001-01-22T16:51:32Z")
0.7412 ---
**Author:** ![Caliban](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecccb3/32.png) [@Caliban](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caliban)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216/27 "2001-01-22T17:22:46Z")
> [@](#): > > **AHunter3:** > 0.7412 Wow, four significant figures! I wish I knew my own sexuality with such precision. Do you mind if I round that to 1? –Caliban ---
**Author:** ![racerx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5e9695/32.png) [@racerx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racerx)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216/28 "2001-01-22T17:30:46Z")
1. I might be a 3 some day if I were out of a relationship long enough to explore. ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216/29 "2001-01-22T17:34:01Z")
1 ½ ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216/30 "2001-01-22T17:34:39Z")
1. I’m working on a 3 though. Girls are pretty. They just aren’t half a sexy as guys. ---
**Author:** ![gorkamorka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/87869e/32.png) [@gorkamorka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gorkamorka)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216/31 "2001-01-22T17:36:01Z")
1. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216/32 "2001-01-22T17:47:43Z")
Ironic as it seems, my name here is also my score. Very firmly “Zero” What can I say… ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216/33 "2001-01-22T18:22:20Z")
1. ---
**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216/34 "2001-01-22T18:48:06Z")
3-4 ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216/35 "2001-01-22T19:01:41Z")
2 ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216/36 "2001-01-22T19:21:05Z")
I’m a 1.6 ---
**Author:** ![jeyen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a4c791/32.png) [@jeyen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeyen)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216/37 "2001-01-22T20:28:22Z")
1. Sigh. I’d get laid so much more if I could manage a 2 or 3. Repeat sigh. Jeyen ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216/38 "2001-01-22T21:06:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by goboy \* > \*\*…looking at a naked woman is about as erotic for me as looking at a table. \*\* Wow. Kinky. Hey goboy, I think you’ll like this site. [mmmmmm](http://www.lodgecraft.com/coffee-tables.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216/39 "2001-01-22T21:16:55Z")
I’m a 2. Java’s right, women are awesome. ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216/40 "2001-01-22T21:22:39Z")
Kinsey Five. Which, come to think of it, would be an excellent band name. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-yourself-on-the-kinsey-scale/51216.md?page=3)