# Ray Comfort - Self-Serving Assmunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 15, 2009, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877 "2009-10-15T06:14:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![pythonzzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pythonzzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pythonzzz)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877/1 "2009-10-15T06:14:23Z")

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Yeah, the Banana Man has published yet another book attacking science and respected authors such as Charles Darwin and Richard Dawkins.

With this latest abomination, he gives himself 5 stars and continues to diss Professor Dawkins:

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> Nothing Created Everything, October 12, 2009  
> By Ray M. Comfort
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> My last book, “You Can Lead an Atheist to Evidence But You Can’t Make Him Think” knocked Richard Dawkin’s “The God Delusion” off the number one spot in the atheism division. Then atheists (God bless them) swarmed in and gave it hundreds of stinging reviews. It was interesting to see one review saying that the book was the best thing since sliced bread, while the next said it was far worse than the worst mold on rotting bread. Let’s see what happens with this book.

FYI - The “You Can Lead…” book sales were compared to Dawkins’ book after it had already been available for 3 years. :dubious: “Honest” Ray strikes out again.

FYI #2 - Amazon is mistakenly atributing reviews for “Origin of Species” that belong to other editions, not for the abomination that Comfort has added a 50 page ‘introduction’ to. Note the links to the proper editions at the top of each review. Wanna bet he’ll spin the reviews to reflect on himself??

Creepy little rat bastard slimeball.

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**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877/2 "2009-10-15T06:24:31Z")

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Yawn.

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**Author:** ![The\_Bith\_Shuffle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Bith\_Shuffle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Bith_Shuffle)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877/3 "2009-10-15T06:49:04Z")

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Creationists tend to be pretty stupid people, especially compared to scientists with PhDs. Anything new?

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**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877/4 "2009-10-15T07:53:51Z")

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> Ray Comfort

Who?

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**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877/5 "2009-10-15T09:52:57Z")

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> [@pythonzzz](#):
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> the Banana Man

Is that the guy who cited bananas as proof of creationism, despite the fact they were domesticated by humans thousands of years ago and are way different than their wild progenitors? I guess this is an example of intelligent design, just not in the way he thought.

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**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877/6 "2009-10-15T10:42:51Z")

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> [@marshmallow](#):
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> Is that the guy who cited bananas as proof of creationism, despite the fact they were domesticated by humans thousands of years ago and are way different than their wild progenitors? I guess this is an example of intelligent design, just not in the way he thought.

ITT: we learn ancient southeast Asia farmers are the one true God.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877/7 "2009-10-15T13:46:54Z")

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Actually, that would explain a lot.

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**Author:** ![pythonzzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pythonzzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pythonzzz)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877/8 "2009-10-15T15:29:24Z")

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Here are the current Amazon stats between Dawkins’ book and Comfort’s rotten tripe:

“The Greatest Show on Earth”

[Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com) Sales Rank: #20 in Books  
Popular in these categories:

#1 in Books \> Professional & Technical \> Professional Science \> Evolution  
#1 in Books \> Professional & Technical \> Professional Science \> Biological Sciences \> Biology  
#1 in Books \> Science \> Biological Sciences \> Biology

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"Nothing Created Everything"

Amazon.com Sales Rank: #19,035 in Books 
Just a bit of a gap...
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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877/9 "2009-10-15T15:31:38Z")

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> [@Dissonance](#):
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> Who?

Kirk Cameron’s top.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877/10 "2009-10-15T16:15:15Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Kirk Cameron’s top.

…and much prairie dogging ensued…

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877/11 "2009-10-15T16:20:11Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> …and much prairie dogging ensued…

Oh, so that’s the real reason he destroyed the computer in _Fireproof_!

Why are they so obsessed with bananas, anyway?

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877/12 "2009-10-15T16:35:40Z")

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> [@WolfpackJeep](#):
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> … Why are they so obsessed with bananas, anyway?

Jesus has [Peyronie’s](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie%27s_disease)? :eek: (NSFW, penis ensues!)

CMC fnord!

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877/13 "2009-10-15T16:37:26Z")

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> [@WolfpackJeep](#):
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> Oh, so that’s the real reason he destroyed the computer in _Fireproof_!
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> Why are they so obsessed with bananas, anyway?

Dual-purpose implement. Can be used as nourishment to prepare one for a second round.

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877/14 "2009-10-15T16:43:40Z")

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> [@The\_Bith\_Shuffle](#):
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> Creationists tend to be pretty stupid people, especially compared to scientists with PhDs. Anything new?

Oh, please. Creationists are stupid when compared to the nice lady who cleans the bathrooms at work.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877/15 "2009-10-15T16:53:41Z")

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I think you have to be careful about saying that creationists are necessarily stupid. Dembski isn’t. Behe isn’t. Creation_ism_ is stupid, but the purveyors can sometimes be very bright. There is a creationism _industry_ which cynically feeds off the naivete of uneducated, religiously trusting marks. The industry does not exist to challenge prevailing science, but to sell books and tapes and “lectures” to rubes. I believe people like Dembski and Behe know very well they’re selling snake oil, but are willing to play the game for a little bit of money and artificial prestige.

Those are a separate group from political morons trying to get ID into schools, of course. Those are rubes who have gotten other rubes to give them political power.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877/16 "2009-10-15T16:58:33Z")

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I suppose that raises the question of “who is a creationist, and should believers in creationism be distinguished from purveyors of creationism?”

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877/17 "2009-10-15T17:54:59Z")

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And should both groups be persecuted to the fullest extent of the mob?

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877/18 "2009-10-15T18:35:11Z")

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They ARE the mob.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877/19 "2009-10-15T23:20:57Z")

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So apparently creationists aren’t irreducibly complex? Well, so much for that theory.

But the existence of creationists is some of the strongest evidence I’ve ever seen against human evolution.

I just don’t know what to think!

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-comfort-self-serving-assmunch/513877/20 "2009-10-16T00:10:33Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Dual-purpose implement. Can be used as nourishment to prepare one for a second round.

I have been told that, back in the day, some guys were careful to eat their bananas like corn on the cob when dining in public. 😃

I wonder what Kirk Cameron would do with corn on the cob? It’s neatly packaged, after all – just like the banana.

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