# Ray "Turd" Comfort annoying hospital patients n staff **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 20, 2019, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-turd-comfort-annoying-hospital-patients-n-staff/835790 "2019-06-20T06:46:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pythonzzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pythonzzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pythonzzz)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-turd-comfort-annoying-hospital-patients-n-staff/835790/1 "2019-06-20T06:46:09Z")
Banana Man Ray Comfort, the PeeWee Kiwi, is currently hospitalized - award-buying author, plagiarist, grifter, liar-for-gawd, homophobe - and is using the situation to annoy the other patients. > [@](#): > > \*Kidney Stone Update > > I’m lying in a hospital bed hooked up to strange machines, listening to unfamiliar sounds, and thinking about the last week. I visited the ER five times in three days (one trip was in an ambulance). So far I’ve had two operations, with another two coming up. > > There are two sets of surgeons. One is in charge of “plumbing,” and the other is stone removal. There have been complications, and it may take an angel to roll it away. > > Meanwhile, I’m getting great opportunities to share the gospel. Brett (the paramedic in the ambulance) was very open, and there haven been other incidents in the hospital. One was with the man who wheeled me to the theater for the first operation. It’s quite a long ride so it gives time to witness. After we talked, I thanked him for listening and added that he had to give me that courtesy, because they may have been my last words. Sobering, but true. > > I’ve been giving out many of our new YouTube promotional cards (pictured). They’re easy to give out, and almost everybody says that they will check out the channel. > > Thank you all so much for your past (and continued) prayers and your kind well-wishes. Very grateful. > > Blessings, > Ray Comfort\* Yeah, those prayers really help. :rolleyes: Dumbass. Hospital/medical staff have a stressful enough job to do without your yammering, and the other patients especially don’t need the added stress of your opportunistic grifting to a captive audience. Shut the fuck up for once and leave the patients alone and let the staff do their work. Slimey weasel. Your doctors are gonna be diddling your dingus n berries and so will the nursing staff - you better remember to remind yourself daily you’re a hetero male… you admitted to needing a daily refresher. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-turd-comfort-annoying-hospital-patients-n-staff/835790/2 "2019-06-20T11:53:58Z")
No idea who the fuck he is but he sounds like he deserves every bit of suffering coming his way. At least whichever god he bothers got that bit right. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-turd-comfort-annoying-hospital-patients-n-staff/835790/3 "2019-06-20T12:48:43Z")
> **[Ray Comfort](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ray_Comfort)** > > Raymond "Ray" Comfort (1949–), also known as Banana Man,\[3\] is an amazing mustache attached to a Protestant Christian author, video producer, street preacher, and liar for Jesus. A little bit from the above link: "Ray Comfort is disappointingly a creationist, not a soft-core porn star or at least the owner of a chain of casual restaurants inevitably located off interstate exits. —Scott Lemieux, Lawyers, Guns, and Money[1] Raymond “Ray” Comfort (b. 1949), also known as Banana Man, is an amazing mustache attached to a Protestant Christian author, video producer, street preacher, and liar for Jesus." 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-turd-comfort-annoying-hospital-patients-n-staff/835790/4 "2019-06-20T12:52:09Z")
Man, I remember when Ray Comfort mattered. What a fucking tool. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ray-turd-comfort-annoying-hospital-patients-n-staff/835790/5 "2019-06-20T14:12:12Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > No idea who the fuck he is You’ve definitely been [living under a different rock](https://youtube.com/watch?v=BXLqDGL1FSg) than I have.