# Razor Cock Sodomy Poll **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 25, 2002, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773 "2002-11-25T22:59:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/1 "2002-11-25T22:59:27Z")
I just thought I’d start this one before **TDO** could get a hold of it. Or are the rimming, anal sex, beastiality and fisting polls enough? ---
**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/2 "2002-11-25T23:03:22Z")
I think we have a new one trick pony. Where’d that marching band get to? ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/3 "2002-11-25T23:03:44Z")
I was waiting for the golden shower poll myself. But that’s just me. ---
**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/4 "2002-11-25T23:06:22Z")
BTW, it was **cuauhtemoc** who started the rimming poll. ---
**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/5 "2002-11-25T23:10:55Z")
_blink blink_ Que? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/6 "2002-11-25T23:11:26Z")
I just want to point out that the phrase “rimming pole”, while not being at all appropriate as the name of a musical group, is funny. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/7 "2002-11-25T23:17:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Giraffe \* > \*\*I just want to point out that the phrase “rimming pole”, while not being at all appropriate as the name of a musical group, is funny. \*\* There’s an Australian band called Machine Gun Fellatio which gets referred to at any time of day on radio and TV. It’s weird that that happens. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/8 "2002-11-25T23:18:57Z")
I’m still waiting for the Necrophilia Poll… Surely I can’t be the only one who occasionally likes to crack open a cold one. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/9 "2002-11-25T23:24:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by superbee \* > \*\*I’m still waiting for the Necrophilia Poll… > > Surely I can’t be the only one who occasionally likes to crack open a cold one.\*\* That’s just **wrong**! So why am I laughing so hard? ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/10 "2002-11-25T23:24:31Z")
Pray to the gods that **TDO** doesn’t know the term “munging” - ewww. I read about that one here on the boards, IIRC. ---
**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/11 "2002-11-25T23:29:56Z")
I demand a felching poll! ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/12 "2002-11-25T23:36:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by reprise \* > \*\*I demand a felching poll! \*\* Surely you’d be better off with a straw? ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/13 "2002-11-25T23:37:19Z")
But what about the peggers? ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/14 "2002-11-25T23:37:57Z")
Tea bagging anyone? Eggs Danny Thomas Style? ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/15 "2002-11-25T23:39:27Z")
Hydrophobic Water-sports enthusiasts, on the next _Jerry Springer Show_. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/16 "2002-11-26T00:00:39Z")
Razor cock sodomy?!? Sign me up!!! [sub]**This post brought to you by the Yet Another Thing Nobody Ever Wanted To Hear About SPOOFE (YATNEWTHAS) Society**[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/17 "2002-11-26T00:04:41Z")
Squicking. We need a squicking poll. ---
**Author:** ![headshok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@headshok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headshok)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/18 "2002-11-26T00:06:22Z")
My heart just breaks for all of the forgotten emetophiliacs out there. ---
**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/19 "2002-11-26T00:07:09Z")
> [@](#): > > **This post brought to you by the Yet Another Thing Nobody Ever Wanted To Hear About SPOOFE (YATNEWTHAS) Society** BYO toothbrush. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/20 "2002-11-26T00:07:49Z")
Where oh where is **Oldscratch** when we really need him? I think a booger-slimed strap-on poll/pole is in order, actually. With crusty phlegm for lube. It’s always better like that. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773.md?page=2)