# Razor Cock Sodomy Poll **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 25, 2002, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773 "2002-11-25T22:59:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/21 "2002-11-26T00:11:45Z")
I was waiting for an entirely new forum where sheepfuckers post polls naming a sexual act and asking the same damn lame things about it. Oh wait, that’s what IMHO looked like just before noon. ---
**Author:** ![grendel72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/91b2a8/32.png) [@grendel72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grendel72)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/22 "2002-11-26T00:12:32Z")
[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=146248) is pure comedy GOLD! [sub](I’m not going to bring up my Hamtaro fetish, though…)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/23 "2002-11-26T00:14:44Z")
:smack: Damn, I forgot to answer the poll that _somebody_ is going to start after reading my last post! No, I have never fucked a sheep or been fucked by a sheep. I doubt that I would have enjoyed either and I don’t intend to try it anytime soon. ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/24 "2002-11-26T00:17:24Z")
Yeah **Grendel** , great timing… ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/25 "2002-11-26T00:25:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by superbee \* > \*\*I’m still waiting for the Necrophilia Poll… > > Surely I can’t be the only one who occasionally likes to crack open a cold one. > > :eek: \*\* That sound approaching you from behind? That’s the A-train to Hell. And you? You’re my hero. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/26 "2002-11-26T01:32:48Z")
Damn. I had to go to class and I missed a _beastiality_ poll. Ah well. I’ll survive, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/27 "2002-11-26T02:35:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by reprise \* > \*\*BTW, it was **cuauhtemoc** who started the rimming poll. \*\* Yeah, and it was the only one of those I started. Am I being called out here? ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/28 "2002-11-26T02:41:31Z")
Expect a tongue-lashing. :: runs away really fast :: ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/29 "2002-11-26T03:01:48Z")
What the hell are you people talking about? Esprix ---
**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/30 "2002-11-26T03:08:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Yeah, and it was the only one of those I started. Am I being called out here? Not at all, I was just pointing out that not all of the polls named in the OP were started by **TDO**. There certainly wasn’t any offence intended. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/31 "2002-11-26T03:08:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \* > \*\*I was waiting for the golden shower poll myself. > > But that’s just me. \*\* \*Golden showers fill my eyes Smiles await you while I lie Pee, pretty darling, do not stoop And I’ll respond with some poop - ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/32 "2002-11-26T03:10:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by grendel72 \* > \*\*[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=146248) is pure comedy GOLD! > > Eh… I don’t see no thread. It says I have no permission! > [sub](I’m not going to bring up my Hamtaro fetish, though…)[/sub] \*\* ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/33 "2002-11-26T03:11:12Z")
Shoot! I misquoted. My fault. My part’s the bottom. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![grendel72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/91b2a8/32.png) [@grendel72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grendel72)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/34 "2002-11-26T03:16:06Z")
Well spank my ass and call me Suzy… When I posted the link it was to a **Bestiality Poll** , which seems to have dissapeared. Certainly **TDO** was being annoying, but those polls were kind of funny. Nobody was forced to read them or to reply to them. [sub](Pikachu is almost as hot as Hamtaro…)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/35 "2002-11-26T04:08:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*\*Golden showers fill my eyes > Smiles await you while I lie > Pee, pretty darling, do not stoop > And I’ll respond with some poop > > * * * _In your rear end The poop you make Is equal to the poop… You take_ ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/36 "2002-11-26T04:46:45Z")
“Razor Cock Sodomy?” Jeesh, **jarbabyj**. You and your German hardcore bands. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/37 "2002-11-26T04:51:18Z")
“Razor Cock Sodomy, starring… Brian Urlacher!” ---
**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/38 "2002-11-26T04:57:16Z")
> [@](#): > > When I posted the link it was to a Bestiality Poll, which seems to have dissapeared. Probably because bestiality is pretty much illegal everywhere and the mods have repeatedly asked us not to post in detail on the SDMB about our transgresssions of the law - the poll wasn’t likely to attract too many legitimate responses, and any positive ones it DID attract would have been in violation of SDMb rules. Plus they are probably getting just as sick of gratuitous “sexual proclivity” threads as they becam of gratiuitous “ask the” threads. ---
**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/39 "2002-11-26T06:19:08Z")
What has happened to the fisting poll, by the way? Has it been deleted? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773/40 "2002-11-26T11:23:45Z")
> [@](#): > > Squicking. We need a squicking poll. Gimme a M, gimme a U, gimme a N, gimme a G-I-N-G! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/razor-cock-sodomy-poll/138773.md?page=3)