# Re: How does THIS happen?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-how-does-this-happen/92582>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [November 10, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-how-does-this-happen/92582 "2001-11-10T04:37:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Hombre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecb155/32.png) [@Hombre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hombre)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-how-does-this-happen/92582/1 "2001-11-10T04:37:51Z")

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This [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=98074) links us to this [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=2528) in which **Esprix** has several post - _all with different sigs!_  
I thought the sig thing was retro-active ([sez so here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=93982)). What gives?

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-how-does-this-happen/92582/2 "2001-11-10T05:03:23Z")

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**Esprix** is an old-timer here, and was posting when the Board used UBB software. When we converted to vBulletin, the converted UBB posts+sigs became posts. Note the extreme age of the thread you have linked to, and the moniker “Guest” under several person’s names.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-how-does-this-happen/92582/3 "2001-11-10T07:00:49Z")

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In _my_ day, we didn’t have no fancy-schmancy vB code - we used UBB! _AND WE LIKED IT!_

Esprix (same sig)

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-how-does-this-happen/92582/4 "2001-11-10T07:04:14Z")

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Actually, **Anthracite** lies. I have special powers. Special Old Timer Reg Elite Clique[sup]TM[/sup] powers, but I’m not allowed to talk about them\*. I can change my sig at will. I can also bend spoons with my mind, 'cause - and this is the best part - _there is no spoon!_

Esprix

(\*Because remember, kids - the first rule of the Clique is not to talk about the Clique! :D)

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**Author:** ![Hombre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecb155/32.png) [@Hombre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hombre)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-how-does-this-happen/92582/5 "2001-11-10T08:17:36Z")

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I _ **KNEW** _ it!

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-how-does-this-happen/92582/6 "2001-11-10T13:41:56Z")

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None of you know who **Esprix** really is. But I do.

For one thing, he is the founder and CEO of a [Global Chemical Company](http://www.esprixtech.com/index_frm.htm), specializing in ceramic microfibers and heat exchangers for power plant use.

To launder some of his money, he went into the risky [European Hotel Market](http://www.srs-worldhotels.com/germany/frankfurt/hotel_fraesp.html). Well, he’s still no Sheraton or Hilton over there, but he’s giving the Inter-Continental chain a run for their money.

Then, of course, comes his website [Esprix.org](http://www.esprix.org/), (aka [Esprix.ch](http://www.esprix.ch) ) where he shows off his tri-lingual abilities (he’s actually Swiss). He sponsors an award in business excellence - from his site:

> [@](#):
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> Bienvenue
> 
> Nous sommes heureux de vous accueillir sur notre site:  
> vous y découvrirez comment les sociétés les plus  
> performantes le sont devenues et comment le modèle  
> d’excellence européen que propose le Prix Suisse  
> de la Qualité en Business Excellence peut vous être utile.

He’s got an incredibly cool logo, as you can see on the top left-hand portion of the page.

So you see…having multiple sigs is just one miniscule feat for him.  
[sub]I was looking for Esprix powder technology microspheres, when I found these, not stalking you, BTW.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-how-does-this-happen/92582/7 "2001-11-12T00:14:52Z")

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Then, of course, there’s fake sigs. Ya just type them in manually with each post (or write a macro to do so for you). Popular with a few folks, from what I hear, but they’re hard to notice.

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C’est ne pas une sig

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**Author:** ![blackmonday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/53a042/32.png) [@blackmonday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blackmonday)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-how-does-this-happen/92582/8 "2001-11-13T22:37:03Z")

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“Fake”? You make it sound bad. Isn’t that what some mods do, vary the signoff every time?

We fans prefer “Original Recipe Sig”.

Your Humble Signfier

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C’est ne pas une sig.

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C’est deux signatures.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-how-does-this-happen/92582/9 "2001-11-13T23:03:51Z")

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Chronos: A for effort but B for grammar.

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Ceci n’est pas une sig.

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**Author:** ![Hombre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecb155/32.png) [@Hombre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hombre)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-how-does-this-happen/92582/10 "2001-11-14T03:46:50Z")

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Is that some more of that Clique[sup]tm[/sup] talk? Hmmm?  
Frat bastards!

😃

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**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-how-does-this-happen/92582/11 "2001-11-14T04:08:14Z")

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Never mind Hombre. Arnold’s just telling Chronos to stick _that_ in his pipe and daub it.

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**Author:** ![warmgun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecccb3/32.png) [@warmgun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/warmgun)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-how-does-this-happen/92582/12 "2001-11-14T04:10:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Hombre \*  
> \*\*This [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=98074) links us to this [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=2528) in which **Esprix** has several post - _all with different sigs!_  
> I thought the sig thing was retro-active ([sez so here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=93982)). What gives? \*\*

I’m surprised at you **Hombre**. You seemed so bright. It’s because he’s _ **Esprix** _ of course!

Duh.

😃
