# Re-introducing Joey Hemlock, Man of Exquisite Taste and Beauty

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-introducing-joey-hemlock-man-of-exquisite-taste-and-beauty/140964>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 6, 2002, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-introducing-joey-hemlock-man-of-exquisite-taste-and-beauty/140964 "2002-12-06T17:26:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-introducing-joey-hemlock-man-of-exquisite-taste-and-beauty/140964/121 "2002-12-10T12:37:05Z")

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I love Joey. Yes I do. And I’ll get to share a room with him in NYC, and he’ll be my hero, and then I’ll have to go home and I’ll miss him terribly. Terribly.

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-introducing-joey-hemlock-man-of-exquisite-taste-and-beauty/140964/122 "2002-12-10T13:44:06Z")

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Joey also has a very legible handwritting. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-introducing-joey-hemlock-man-of-exquisite-taste-and-beauty/140964/123 "2002-12-10T14:12:30Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by JoeyHemlock \*  
> \*\*It’s important that we pin that medal on JUST RIGHT. I’m going to take my time with this. Also, I’m going to use my mouth to do the pinning. And I’ll just have to keep you steady, so I’ll just put my hands here on your butt…
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> This is my 600th post, and I’m using it on you. 🙂 \*\*

Ahhh, finally, you were taking so long I was beinging to wonder if you would prefer me to kneel in front of you…

Yay for 600th posts! I shall keep it under my pillow and take it out to play with every night.

😃

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