# Re Susanann: Do Not Feed The Idiot **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 20, 2011, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346 "2011-03-20T10:58:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/261 "2011-03-28T15:58:52Z")
Anyone got a link to that gun club dating post? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/262 "2011-03-28T16:02:13Z")
I loved how the ideal woman in her world looks like Shania Twain. As in… > [@What kind of clubs do men join?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-clubs-do-men-join/509465/53): > > Sure, if you are 1 in a million who look like Shania Twain then almost any activity will find men following you [Here is the gun club thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=531334) ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/263 "2011-03-28T16:22:37Z")
Okay, it wasn’t 10 pages. In fact, the part with her was like 1 and a half. Condensed crazy. Thanks, **FS**! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/264 "2011-03-28T16:39:56Z")
Yeah, that was pretty insane. The funniest part was that she wasn’t just saying gun clubs were great. She was shooting down everyone who brought up something else. “Fishing is nice!” “Yeah but it’s not a gun club.” “Kayaking–” “Is it a gun club? Then no.” “Cave exploration.” “No. Doesn’t involve guns. Plus I hate caves.” Also she’s just so incredibly egocentric. Not as in selfish but as in unable to take someone else’s perspective. She hates caves and hasn’t had good experiences socializing with fishing/hunting clubs, so naturally no one else can enjoy those things. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/265 "2011-03-28T16:57:41Z")
Frankly, I find it rather shocking that she’s had good experiences socializing anyplace that doesn’t involve straitjackets, but there you go. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/266 "2011-03-28T17:05:41Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > Oh I have been paying attention. Your post #37 demonstrates your mentality well. And I have better things to do with my time than spend it bantering on the internet w/someone who calls them self _Scum Pup_. Yeah…WTF is wrong with me choosing a name like that when I could have chosen one like yours that would generate awe and respect in equal measures. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/267 "2011-03-28T17:08:21Z")
**the sociable pistachio** was taken. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/268 "2011-03-28T17:10:17Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > **the sociable pistachio** was taken. So was The Socially Retarded Filbert. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/269 "2011-03-28T17:23:08Z")
See, you got _too_ clever there. Not being a nut… fancier, I had to look up filbert, and that ruins the joke. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/270 "2011-03-28T17:24:29Z")
Girls, girls. You BOTH have imaginative user names. Just not as imaginative as mine. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/271 "2011-03-28T17:28:09Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Faced with the suggestion that some women aren’t into guns, she became apoplectic. It was like she thought everyone was born with a shotgun in hand. Wait, how is _that_ supposed to work? Only, I’ve been given to understand that you can’t talk to a man with a shotgun in his hand. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/272 "2011-03-28T17:59:51Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > See, you got _too_ clever there. Not being a nut… fancier, I had to look up filbert, and that ruins the joke. You’re exactly right and this perfectly illustrates why I have such a terrible username instead of really, really awesome one. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/273 "2011-03-28T18:05:15Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > You’re exactly right and this perfectly illustrates why I have such a terrible username instead of really, really awesome one. _puts hands in front pockets, hangs head slightly, casts gaze downward, smirks self-effacingly, traces toe of one shoe in a small circle on the floor_ shucks… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/274 "2011-03-28T18:07:57Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > I loved how the ideal woman in her world looks like Shania Twain. As in… Hey, I’m not professing any kind of fixation here, but I personally would not kick [this](http://uk.askmen.com/celebs/women/singer/1_shania_twain.html) out of bed for farting, even at age 45. ---
**Author:** ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/275 "2011-03-28T18:12:38Z")
see, i think a gun is too subtle. i carry a machete so guys know i mean business. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/276 "2011-03-28T18:31:46Z")
I hope that your machete is something cool like a [panga](http://www.therightperspective.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/panga-machete-97pm.jpg) and not one of those boring Walmart blades. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/277 "2011-03-28T18:35:43Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > You’re exactly right and this perfectly illustrates why I have such a terrible username instead of really, really awesome one. Well played, sir. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/278 "2011-03-28T18:35:58Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I highly recommend you look up the dating ideas thread she hijacked. I shit you not, it must have been 10 pages of her insisting that gun clubs are the Only!!! place that nice white women can meet nice white men. It shouldn’t just be whites! After all, the greatest things the Republican party has done for black Americans are gun rights and GPS. ---
**Author:** ![kombatminipig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5ac83/32.png) [@kombatminipig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kombatminipig)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/279 "2011-03-28T18:48:54Z")
Dear lord, this thread just got derailed to an entirely new level. Come on, bitches! \*_Pit her! \*\* \* Pit me!_ _Pit anybody!_ ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/280 "2011-03-28T19:06:55Z")
Sorry. When you get right down to it, **Susanann** isn’t really very interesting. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346.md?page=15)