# Re Susanann: Do Not Feed The Idiot

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 20, 2011, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346 "2011-03-20T10:58:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/61 "2011-03-21T10:09:31Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> He doesn’t have to have a thing for her (or going on with her) to be put off by an _in absentia_ (in this case) pile-on, just on general principle.

Thank you.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/62 "2011-03-21T11:05:49Z")

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> [@Meyer6](#):
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> I’ve also got to wonder why she thinks a hundreds of millions of immigrants will still want to come to America when it’s a dystopian hellhole.

Because immigrants are like Orcs; the most they can aspire to are lives that are nasty, brutish and short.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/63 "2011-03-21T11:14:11Z")

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> [@Shakes](#):
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> **Susanann** has never pinged my radar before but judging from that one post alone, she seems to be overflowing with cynisism. I _almost_ feel sorry for her.
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> All that negativity aint no way to go through life.

I first noticed her in a thread about Detroit. She’s like those home videos programs: if you’re not in the mood to laugh at people falling on their ass, don’t watch.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/64 "2011-03-21T13:53:46Z")

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She’s after me gold!!!

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**Author:** ![orcenio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orcenio/32/1036_2.png) [@orcenio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orcenio)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/65 "2011-03-21T14:20:46Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Because immigrants are like Orcs; the most they can aspire to are lives that are nasty, brutish and short.

Well, at least we ‘get the job done.’ 😃

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/66 "2011-03-21T15:49:06Z")

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[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13041187&postcount=34](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13041187&postcount=34)

In the above post Susannan makes the claims that:

1. There was no real “space race” as everyone was positive that the US would win it, and
2. There was no fear of nuclear weapons and war back in the 1950’s, and that the fear of nuclear war is actually higher today among the general populace than it was back when _On the Beach_, _Alas Babylon_, and _Fail Safe_ were best-selling novels.

Really, the Reality Distortion Field hovering about this poster is just too strong for most of us to breach. I don’t know if she really required a pitting, but there aren’t enough :rolleyes: in the universe to respond to some of the things she says.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/67 "2011-03-21T16:06:09Z")

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All right, I am pretty sure she is a troll now.

In [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=601505) about what Japan could have done to better prepare for the recent disasters, **Philster** suggests that not building in valleys, river deltas and along the coast.

Susann chimes in:

> [@Susann](#):
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> +1 Duh!!! Yeah!!! Don’t live on the water, or you might get wet. Even a child should understand this simple principle.
> 
> Ditto for those stupid people in New Orleans who build BELOW sea level - even more stupid.

Crazy.

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/68 "2011-03-21T16:27:06Z")

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Come on. This is the same person who, in a thread about the Holocaust, argued that if the Jews had guns and blew away the Nazis when they showed up at their doorstep to take them to the concentration camps, the Holocaust would never have happened.

In another thread about the drug war Mexico, she then mentioned that perhaps what was needed was gun control. In that same thread, she wondered why the populace was so complacent and then, when someone mentioned that the cartels will kill pretty much anyone who dares to utter a word against them and slaughter their families while they’re at it, went on to say “I am not afraid of anyone where I live and where I go day by day. An armed American, is the safest person in the world…esp in the last few centuries.”

So yeah, cognitive dissonance is not her strong suit.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/69 "2011-03-21T16:37:54Z")

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I believe she also mentioned that Aileen Wuornos is one of her heroes. Girl’s batshittier than batshit itself.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/70 "2011-03-21T16:41:50Z")

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I have to say, I usually like it when people with strong opinions show up here - makes things…interesting. I don’t know if maybe her opinions are formed from watching too many news shows that only titillate and don’t give you any in-depth or follow-up information.

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**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/71 "2011-03-21T16:53:01Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> I have to say, I usually like it when people with strong opinions show up here - makes things…interesting. I don’t know if maybe her opinions are formed from watching too many news shows that only titillate and don’t give you any in-depth or follow-up information.

Or it could just have been that lead paint on her crib…

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/72 "2011-03-21T16:55:31Z")

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Not ruling that out. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/73 "2011-03-21T19:06:19Z")

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> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> All right, I am pretty sure she is a troll now.

Nah, she really is just that stupid. I like to think of her as a character on Squidbillies; it makes her moronitude less irritating and more comical.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/74 "2011-03-21T19:22:41Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> I have to say, I usually like it when people with strong opinions show up here - makes things…interesting. I don’t know if maybe her opinions are formed from watching too many news shows that only titillate and don’t give you any in-depth or follow-up information.

That’s how I felt about the guy who attributed he and his wife’s sleeping fifteen hours late not to exhaustion/jet lag but to “gassing.”

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/75 "2011-03-21T19:32:35Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> That’s how I felt about the guy who attributed he and his wife’s sleeping fifteen hours late not to exhaustion/jet lag but to “gassing.”

WTF?

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/76 "2011-03-21T19:40:04Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> WTF?

[You’re welcome.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=556384)

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**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/77 "2011-03-21T19:45:15Z")

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I don’t SEE!!! anything wrong with THAT!!! thread at all.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/78 "2011-03-21T22:21:25Z")

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For anyone who didn’t already know, [she’s a birther too.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13296156&postcount=47)

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/79 "2011-03-21T23:24:25Z")

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> [@Dissonance](#):
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> Nah, she really is just that stupid. I like to think of her as a character on Squidbillies; it makes her moronitude less irritating and more comical.

“Smoke his head!”

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**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/80 "2011-03-21T23:39:08Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> For anyone who didn’t already know, [she’s a birther too.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13296156&postcount=47)

The birther threads are where the crazy hits full tilt. She likes to claim that Reagan, Bush I and II, etc., have all released every record of every aspect of their personal lives from the moment they were born until the moment they were elected, but that we know absolutely fuckall about Obama.

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