# Re Susanann: Do Not Feed The Idiot **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 20, 2011, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346 "2011-03-20T10:58:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/81 "2011-03-21T23:54:57Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > What’s up with **Susanann** and the RANDOM!!! emphasis in her posts? Typist’s Tourette’s? No idea, but am I the only one who’d like to hear her rendition of Star Spangled Banner? I think it would make Christina’s look downright humdrum. “Oh SAY!!! can you SEE!!! By the twilight’s last GLEAMING!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/82 "2011-03-22T02:52:49Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > He doesn’t have to have a thing for her (or going on with her) to be put off by an _in absentia_ (in this case) pile-on, just on general principle. Has she left the SDMB? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/83 "2011-03-22T03:19:24Z")
Not to the best of my knowledge. I used the term to indicate that she is not showing up to this Pitting. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/84 "2011-03-22T03:45:13Z")
Did I get that right? Did she say that she can put herself so solidly into the mindset of 1900 and predict the arc of the 20th century in America so accurately that we should take her predictions of the 21ist century as read? Wow, just wow. ---
**Author:** ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/85 "2011-03-22T03:59:04Z")
> [@monstro](#): > > How much ya’ll wanna bet Susanann goes to church every Sunday and believes in the power of prayer? i don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with such a thing, i mean if they get something out of it more power to them. out of all the idiotic things susanann has said, this wouldn’t even be a blip on the radar. > [@Guinastasia](#): > > I believe she also mentioned that Aileen Wuornos is one of her heroes. Girl’s batshittier than batshit itself. care to find that post? that’s a pretty outrageous statement… that said, i’m not surprised to see this thread. in addition to the other idiotic ramblings already linked to, she also has claimed [life without children is pointless](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13006218&postcount=233) and [listing training horse as one reason to have kids.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13007649&postcount=252) i mean, the fuck? i don’t think she’s a troll, just a valium popping housewife who is way too proud of the fact that she either was born into or married into money, and has accomplished little aside from giving birth. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/86 "2011-03-22T04:33:28Z")
> [@expectopatronum](#): > > care to find that post? that’s a pretty outrageous statement… [The original post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=2749186&postcount=31) And the follow up Pit thread: [Susanann, will you please bring your gun-totin’ butt in here?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=151792) (Oh, and capital letters are your friends.) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/87 "2011-03-22T04:52:43Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > [You’re welcome.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=556384) Holy shit – that’s some hardcore crazy right there. ---
**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/88 "2011-03-22T05:13:03Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > Did I get that right? Did she say that she can put herself so solidly into the mindset of 1900 and predict the arc of the 20th century in America so accurately that we should take her predictions of the 21ist century as read? Wow, just wow. Yeah, and she just knows that there was never any fear of nuclear war during the 50s. Christ, my father lived in Britain at the time and I can remember him telling me how afraid they were during the Cuban Missile Crisis. And her 100% solid conviction that there is ample room in Rome for a second Colosseum to be build was just bizarre. Her other crazy beliefs at least have right-wing political motivations behind them, but that one was just plain madness. Is anyone else scared that she has claimed to work in a hospital (even in the ER)? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/89 "2011-03-22T05:18:53Z")
Did she say she was a nurse, or just that she worked in a hospital? Because if it’s the former…:eek: (I think I remember my mother telling me they had to do the duck and cover drills when she was a kid) ---
**Author:** ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/90 "2011-03-22T05:21:04Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > [The original post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=2749186&postcount=31) > > And the follow up Pit thread: [Susanann, will you please bring your gun-totin’ butt in here?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=151792) > (Oh, and capital letters are your friends.) those threads are from 2002. get a fucking life. she didn’t say aileen wournos was a hero. that statement was made by the OP of her pit thread. yes, she did list her as a seemingly positive example, and i find it terribly icky myself, but she never said the woman was a hero. cite, retract, or apologize. quit acting out and making snitty comments about my posting style because i called you on your bullshit. i mean, your life consists of hopping from board to board trying to bring up internet drama from years and years ago, and you’re judging me? ---
**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/91 "2011-03-22T06:00:24Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Did she say she was a nurse, or just that she worked in a hospital? Because if it’s the former…:eek: I don’t know if she ever said what she did in the hospital. Even if she was sweeping the floor I fear that that is too much responsibility to entrust to someone like her. Of course she’s also heavily armed. Which is definitely too much responsibility for her. \*\*expectopatronum \*\*- I found those threads interesting. What’s your deal here? Are you defending her for some reason? ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/92 "2011-03-22T06:37:20Z")
> [@Meyer6](#): > > Of course she’s also heavily armed. Which is definitely too much responsibility for her. Isn’t she the one who had some weird obsession about meeting men at gun clubs and thought it was just the bestest thing ever and that all women should try to find dates at gun clubs? ---
**Author:** ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/93 "2011-03-22T06:50:39Z")
> [@Meyer6](#): > > I don’t know if she ever said what she did in the hospital. Even if she was sweeping the floor I fear that that is too much responsibility to entrust to someone like her. > > Of course she’s also heavily armed. Which is definitely too much responsibility for her. > > \*\*expectopatronum \*\*- I found those threads interesting. What’s your deal here? Are you defending her for some reason? no. it says in my post that i found the reference distasteful. yes, the post implies that aileen wournos did a good thing, but she didn’t call her a hero. the hero reference was made by the OP of the pit thread. i am not defending susanann (just accidentally typed that as susanass…heh) she’s a whack job. i’m just saying if someone is going to make a statement along the lines of “isn’t this poster the guy who said bundy’s victims had it coming”, when asked for a cite, should be able to do a little better than digging up threads nearly a decade old that don’t even back up your statement. that’s absurd. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/94 "2011-03-22T15:56:51Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > I believe she also mentioned that Aileen Wuornos is one of her heroes. Girl’s batshittier than batshit itself. > [@expectopatronum](#): > > care to find that post? that’s a pretty outrageous statement… I just did a search on her posts with the name “Aileen.” I’m afraid **Guin** is [del]indulging in a little OTT extrapolation[/del] overstating (based on what I found). What **Susanann** appears to be a fan of is the .22 caliber handgun, and she cites Aileen Wournos’s ability to effectively use it as a serial killer’s weapon of choice, as her evidence that it “gets the job done,” so to speak. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/95 "2011-03-22T17:28:29Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Not to the best of my knowledge. I used the term to indicate that she is not showing up to this Pitting. Ah, another in the series of brave SDMB warriors who eschew the Pit in hopes of spinning their cowardice as some sort of higher principle? Who have no qualms about mouthing off when they’re shielded between the legs of a grown-up mod, but know damn well they’d be pounded into flatbread the minute they hit the playground? Yeah, you know who you are, you pussies. ---
**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/96 "2011-03-22T19:58:11Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Ah, another in the series of brave SDMB warriors who eschew the Pit in hopes of spinning their cowardice as some sort of higher principle? Who have no qualms about mouthing off when they’re shielded between the legs of a grown-up mod, but know damn well they’d be pounded into flatbread the minute they hit the playground? > > Yeah, you know who you are, you pussies. As a curiosity, what would happen to someone who showed up to their own Pitting and basically admitted that they were a nutcase? Would the Pit implode? Would the Pitters mumble something vaguely insulting and wander off? Has it ever happened? ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/97 "2011-03-22T20:07:53Z")
> [@expectopatronum](#): > > quit acting out and making snitty comments about my posting style because i called you on your bullshit. i mean, your life consists of hopping from board to board trying to bring up internet drama from years and years ago, and you’re judging me? You didn’t “call me on my bullshit”, so when I say “Can you please capitalize so you don’t look like a moronic 12-year-old texting his moronic friends?” I have no agenda. ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/98 "2011-03-22T20:31:37Z")
> [@expectopatronum](#): > > no. it says in my post that i found the reference distasteful. yes, the post implies that aileen wournos did a good thing, but she didn’t call her a hero. the hero reference was made by the OP of the pit thread. > > i am not defending susanann (just accidentally typed that as susanass…heh) > she’s a whack job. i’m just saying if someone is going to make a statement along the lines of “isn’t this poster the guy who said bundy’s victims had it coming”, when asked for a cite, should be able to do a little better than digging up threads nearly a decade old that don’t even back up your statement. that’s absurd. Oh my fucking God, if you can’t figure out how to use the shift key I cannot listen to anything you say. ---
**Author:** ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/99 "2011-03-22T20:47:35Z")
> [@woodstockbirdybird](#): > > You didn’t “call me on my bullshit”, so when I say “Can you please capitalize so you don’t look like a moronic 12-year-old texting his moronic friends?” I have no agenda. i was talking to guinastasia, calm down. that’s why i quoted her post. ---
**Author:** ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346/100 "2011-03-22T20:48:50Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#): > > Oh my fucking God, if you can’t figure out how to use the shift key I cannot listen to anything you say. ok…wake me up when i’m supposed to give a fuck? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-susanann-do-not-feed-the-idiot/575346.md?page=6)