# Re the "Brady Bunch" mom- As a full time homemaker why did she need a full time maid?

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**Created:** [September 13, 2006, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-the-brady-bunch-mom-as-a-full-time-homemaker-why-did-she-need-a-full-time-maid/372540 "2006-09-13T14:05:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-the-brady-bunch-mom-as-a-full-time-homemaker-why-did-she-need-a-full-time-maid/372540/61 "2006-09-14T21:34:28Z")

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It would have been too obvious to name “Alice” as “Hazel”!! :smack:

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2006, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-the-brady-bunch-mom-as-a-full-time-homemaker-why-did-she-need-a-full-time-maid/372540/62 "2006-09-14T23:47:00Z")

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[QUOTE=astro]  
[She’s not so bad](http://www.capecodchronicle.com/features/feature_081706.htm) Pic from last month.  
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Oh yeah. I’d still do her.

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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-the-brady-bunch-mom-as-a-full-time-homemaker-why-did-she-need-a-full-time-maid/372540/63 "2006-09-15T00:31:02Z")

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[QUOTE=kaylasdad99]  
I thought a Mother’s Helper was a little blue pill…  
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That’s a Father’s little helper.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-the-brady-bunch-mom-as-a-full-time-homemaker-why-did-she-need-a-full-time-maid/372540/64 "2006-09-15T02:36:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Carnac the Magnificent!]  
That said, Mike was an architect, not a CEO, though he might have been a partner.  
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True enough, his partner’s name was Earl. He ran a fabulous art gallery down on La Cienega that dabbled in Colombian Gold out the back loading dock. 😉

**kunilou** , I am frightened by the level of back-story and behind-the-scenes understanding you have of this show. 😛

Cartooniverse

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-the-brady-bunch-mom-as-a-full-time-homemaker-why-did-she-need-a-full-time-maid/372540/65 "2006-09-15T03:01:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Cartooniverse]  
**kunilou** , I am frightened by the level of back-story and behind-the-scenes understanding you have of this show. 😛

Cartooniverse  
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Umm, thanks? I’m not sure whether you flatter me or are suggesting I seek professional help. 😉

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-the-brady-bunch-mom-as-a-full-time-homemaker-why-did-she-need-a-full-time-maid/372540/66 "2006-09-15T19:07:48Z")

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Both. 😃

Now, if you knew as much at The Partridge Family, I’d gladly become your house-boy.

–sweet sigh of innocent youthful love, etc. –

Ahhhh, Laurie, Laurie, Laurie.

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-the-brady-bunch-mom-as-a-full-time-homemaker-why-did-she-need-a-full-time-maid/372540/67 "2006-09-15T19:14:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Otto]  
Besides, they needed someone to fill the ninth square in the opening credits grid.  
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Why not just use Paul Lynde?

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-the-brady-bunch-mom-as-a-full-time-homemaker-why-did-she-need-a-full-time-maid/372540/68 "2006-09-15T20:44:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Caridwen]  
You have to remember the era. Things were a lot more work then. Hell, there was no permenant press and women had to iron EVERYTHING. Lots of people didn’t own dryers so it was practically a full time job to do laundry.

No fast food or even convenience food.  
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Permanent press and fast food have already been covered, so I’ll just add that plenty of convenience foods were available to Brady-era families. Swanson introduced the [TV dinner](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TV_Dinner) in 1954. [Chef Boy-ar-dee dinners](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chef_Boy-ar-dee) were on grocery shelves by the 1950’s. [SpaghettiOs were introduced](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti_O%27s) in 1965. Of course, had any of these products appeared in the Brady household, the identifying logos and photos would have been covered with generic-looking labels.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/re-the-brady-bunch-mom-as-a-full-time-homemaker-why-did-she-need-a-full-time-maid/372540/69 "2006-09-15T21:25:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
Permanent press and fast food have already been covered, so I’ll just add that plenty of convenience foods were available to Brady-era families. Swanson introduced the [TV dinner](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TV_Dinner) in 1954. [Chef Boy-ar-dee dinners](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chef_Boy-ar-dee) were on grocery shelves by the 1950’s. [SpaghettiOs were introduced](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti_O%27s) in 1965. Of course, had any of these products appeared in the Brady household, the identifying logos and photos would have been covered with generic-looking labels.  
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I have trouble believing Alice and Carol would be making Spaghetti-O’s for dinner. Aren’t Meatloaf and Pork Chops (and applesauce, of course) more their style?

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