# Reaching Climax: More Than Just a Feeling MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [June 21, 2010, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967 "2010-06-21T08:42:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/221 "2010-06-25T11:00:08Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. Shortly I shall commence purtification. I need to take twuck to the Ford place to see about the window on the passenger side. It’s kinda sluggish when it’s bein’ let up or down. Since it’s still well under warranty I figured it’d be a good thing to get it checked out. **gotti** BOO! HISS! HEE! 😃 Oh and unlike **BBBobbio** I have the decency to be clothed whilst postin’ to the MMP. We must maintain some standards of decorum after all! 😛 Happy Firday Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/222 "2010-06-25T11:02:20Z")
Alls I can say is … Thank Og it’s **FIRDAY**!!! We now return you to your regular day. 😃 Happy Friday all, happy Weekend to those of you lucky enough to already be there too. And a hearty dose of **Rosie’s** sig to all! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/223 "2010-06-25T11:57:43Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Oh and unlike **BBBobbio** I have the decency to be clothed whilst postin’ to the MMP. We must maintain some standards of decorum after all! 😛 **Swampy** talking about standards of decorum? \ That’s the pot calling the kettle black… I did dress before heading off to irk. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/224 "2010-06-25T12:04:23Z")
Up, caffeinated, off to irk. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/225 "2010-06-25T12:31:57Z")
I need to strangle someone, but I’m too tired. I was shaken out of bed at what-the-hell-o’clock with a production emergency. Hope I survive the day. I’ve already caught myself doing wierd things like typing a a post-mortem report and saying “the application ID has been restored and the kitchens are running properly now.” Grammatically OK, spelled OK, but kitchens? Think it will make more sense I change that to say the batch jobs are running. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/226 "2010-06-25T12:48:11Z")
> [@gotpasswords](#): > > I need to strangle someone, but I’m too tired. > > I was shaken out of bed at what-the-hell-o’clock with a production emergency. Hope I survive the day. I’ve already caught myself doing wierd things like typing a a post-mortem report and saying “the application ID has been restored and the kitchens are running properly now.” > > Grammatically OK, spelled OK, but kitchens? Think it will make more sense I change that to say the batch jobs are running. :eek: Yes, but have you ever finished with “Love, gotpasswords”? I’ve charted in the middle of the night, then found out days later that I’d signed my notes “Love Mary” :smack: ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/227 "2010-06-25T12:50:33Z")
> [@picunurse](#): > > Yes, but have you ever finished with “Love, gotpasswords”? I’ve charted in the middle of the night, then found out days later that I’d signed my notes “Love Mary” :smack: I’ve done reports at 2 AM, then laughed at them when I rechecked at 7 AM before the final submission. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/228 "2010-06-25T13:01:23Z")
> [@gotpasswords](#): > > what-the-hell-o’clock I love this!!! Permission to use it? Also after further reading, **nava’s** “helpful as a second head on a poodle.” 😃 Speaking of WTF (sort of), there was no power when I got home at 5:30 pm yesterday. Mr. Anachi said it had been off since just before 5. There was no storm, no car hitting power poles, no wires down, no transformers blown, no nuthin! The whole neighborhood was out until nearly 10 pm. And it was 95 degrees murkin yesterday, folks. 😛 In other news, the side burner on the grill worked just fine making the red beans and rice. Tonight we will watch Sherlock Holmes barring further power outages. Tupug ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/229 "2010-06-25T13:57:26Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Up, restoration work done. Now I have to get dressed 'cuz I’m all nekkid, then head to irk. You did restoration work nekkid? Isn’t that like frying nekkid? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/230 "2010-06-25T14:10:43Z")
**BBBobbio** I am proud of you for rememberin’ to dress before headin’ out to irk. 😛 **Jules** a state of nekkidness is fine for restoration work. I realize that depends on where the restoration work is bein’ done sometimes but still, nekkid is ok for restoration work. I’m waitin’ till around elevenish then headed down to the produce stand. I need more cantaloupe and watermelon. NEED I say! Plus, a few folks are comin’ over tomorrow for some pool time and I think some ice cold watermelon would be a good thing to have on hand. Hot dawgs, slaw and watermelon are on the menu. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/231 "2010-06-25T14:29:30Z")
> [@Juliana](#): > > You did restoration work nekkid? Isn’t that like frying nekkid? 😃 I’m talking about personal restoration, which is the same as purtification. I don’t know about you, but purtification starts with a shower, which requires nekkidity. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/232 "2010-06-25T15:35:10Z")
I had the weirdest dreams last night, here’s a few snippets that I remember. I was at work (but it didn’t look like work) and I had all this republican paraphenalia on my desk that people gave me as a joke (I’m very not republican, even in dreams). One of the items was a Dick Cheney doll. I was in my office with several other people and I picked up tge Cheney doll and a stuffed snowman and had the Cheney doll sit in tge snowman’s lap and I made him say “Mr. Snowman, your lap is soooo warm.” and everyone thought that was hilarious. Then the dream morphed and I was running from an angry mob with Larry Fine (of 3 Stooges fame). We ran into a building and barricaded the door. Then it morphed again and I was with a group of male fairies in a grotto with water dripping everywhere and they started singing about why the girls don’t like them and one of the lines of tge song was about how they poo while they fly and don’t wipe. So who knew fairies were so disgusting? By the way, Tony Curtis was one of the fairies. I’ve just skimmed previous posts, had to write down my dream before I forgot it and also getting a caffeine infusion. Happy Birthday to Nursie and anyone else I may have missed. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/233 "2010-06-25T15:46:24Z")
We’ll have to ask our resident **Fairy** about pooin’ fairies. She would know! 😃 I just had a big ol’ 'mater sammich followed by a bowl of canteloupe chunks. So good! So, I say,… Canteloupe. I’s too stuffded to go get the ladder! Dindin tonight shall be burgers and fries. I have the burgers all made and ready for grillin’. Also, it’s rainin’. Not hard but a steady rain. Hope it lasts a while. Probably won’t though as it looks like one of those go away in about half an hour kinds of rain. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/234 "2010-06-25T15:55:42Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > I’m talking about personal restoration, which is the same as purtification. I don’t know about you, but purtification starts with a shower, which requires nekkidity. Oh! I was imagining you swinging a hammer or varnishing some furniture! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/235 "2010-06-25T16:08:05Z")
Wow! It’s 11:00 already! I’ve been bizzy… Guess who spent the night last night? If you guessed a little 4-footed red-haired boy, you’d be right! I didn’t kidnap him this time, he came over all on his own. Back to irk - which isn’t very irksome at the moment. It’s kinda fun! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/236 "2010-06-25T19:24:37Z")
> [@Juliana](#): > > Oh! I was imagining you swinging a hammer or varnishing some furniture! 😃 Is that what you kids are callin’ it these days? Gonna go grill some burgers soon cause OYKW is on his way. He snuck out early from work. He’s also hongry accordin’ to him. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/237 "2010-06-25T19:26:15Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Is that what you kids are callin’ it these days? Kids? I’m an old woman! What do you mean, kids? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/238 "2010-06-25T19:30:53Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > bowl of canteloupe chunks. Canteloupe chunks? As in puke? Eeeew. :p;) ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/239 "2010-06-25T20:02:15Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > Canteloupe chunks? As in puke? Eeeew. :p;) Now you must pay. Gross!!! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/240 "2010-06-25T20:02:53Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > I’m talking about personal restoration, which is the same as purtification. I don’t know about you, but purtification starts with a shower, which requires nekkidity. no matter how many times we use that word, I always subconsciously read it as “putrification” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967.md?page=13)