# Read/Unread timer resetting c. 5 minutes into a session

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**Created:** [January 8, 2013, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/read-unread-timer-resetting-c-5-minutes-into-a-session/646423 "2013-01-08T00:26:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/read-unread-timer-resetting-c-5-minutes-into-a-session/646423/321 "2013-06-16T00:53:36Z")

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Oh no! The timer went out again. All the Unread threads just got marked Read. Oh well. ☹

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/read-unread-timer-resetting-c-5-minutes-into-a-session/646423/322 "2013-06-16T00:58:39Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Oh no! The timer went out again. All the Unread threads just got marked Read. Oh well. ☹

Same here.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/read-unread-timer-resetting-c-5-minutes-into-a-session/646423/323 "2013-06-16T01:12:00Z")

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The fix was worth a shot. Maybe once they tweak the system, this will still go away. At least the hallucinogenic phenomena of recent days have ended.

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**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/read-unread-timer-resetting-c-5-minutes-into-a-session/646423/324 "2013-06-16T01:31:22Z")

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No problems since the board went back up again for me. Ah, is not it great for the board to be actually working again!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2013, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/read-unread-timer-resetting-c-5-minutes-into-a-session/646423/325 "2013-06-18T15:20:04Z")

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Zapped again. All threads marked as Read upon log-in. Nothing listed under New Posts.

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2013, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/read-unread-timer-resetting-c-5-minutes-into-a-session/646423/326 "2013-06-19T00:53:17Z")

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For people that are seeing that issue again…does refreshing the thread help at all? In the worst of the _Bad Times_ there were some odd caching issues. I don’t suspect this is related, but it would be a good data point.

Also, we should come up with a name for said times.

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/read-unread-timer-resetting-c-5-minutes-into-a-session/646423/327 "2013-09-13T00:55:26Z")

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It was fine for weeks, and then today again. What am I doing or not doing that is causing this to happen? Or, whom do I speak sternly to?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2013, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/read-unread-timer-resetting-c-5-minutes-into-a-session/646423/328 "2013-09-13T04:09:38Z")

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As I mentioned in another thread, it seems to come and go in clusters. Fine for a while, then unfine several times in a row. Today I had a handful of threads marked Read amid all the Unreads. Odd.

But the main culprit seems to be some sort of hiccup upon log-in. Check your Last Visited time at the top, and it will actually give the time you just logged in.

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**Author:** ![jabiru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@jabiru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jabiru)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/read-unread-timer-resetting-c-5-minutes-into-a-session/646423/329 "2013-10-25T00:06:24Z")

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This is getting really old. I’m sick of coming here and seeing all threads read because the board thinks I last logged in five minutes (or one hour) ago when I haven’t visited for 12 hours. I’ve used a lot of vBulletin boards and none has had this issue.

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/read-unread-timer-resetting-c-5-minutes-into-a-session/646423/330 "2013-10-25T01:10:48Z")

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I was actually going to bump this thread…happened to me this evening (around 6:20 est) for the first time in ages.

I think the hamsters are low on brains.

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**Author:** ![jabiru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@jabiru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jabiru)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/read-unread-timer-resetting-c-5-minutes-into-a-session/646423/331 "2013-10-25T01:22:57Z")

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I hadn’t experienced this particular irritation until recently but it’s happened three times in the past week - the first time the board claimed I’d been here when our whole internet was down.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/read-unread-timer-resetting-c-5-minutes-into-a-session/646423/332 "2013-10-25T02:53:45Z")

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It’s been working well for me lately, but today I saw a couple of threads out of about 20 marked Read upon logging in. Just those and not all of them.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/read-unread-timer-resetting-c-5-minutes-into-a-session/646423/333 "2013-10-25T13:31:33Z")

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Yup, I started a new thread about this happening to me earlier in the week.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2013, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/read-unread-timer-resetting-c-5-minutes-into-a-session/646423/334 "2013-10-28T06:56:49Z")

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Okay, just hit me again, first time in a long time. All threads marked as Read. Zombies in the machine maybe?

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