# Real headlines related to trump and his enablers that sound like made-up 'The Onion'-style joke headlines

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Margaret Cho publicly ripped Cain a new one for that, and good for her.

> **[Margaret Cho Blasts ICE Superman Dean Cain: ‘You’ll Never Be White’](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/margaret-cho-blasts-ice-superman-171931965.html)**
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> The comedian argued Cain, whose Japanese ancestors were held in internment camps, was “dumb” for joining ICE’s deportation efforts.

Back to headlines, I like this one. It sounds like Putin is just oozing patronizing sarcasm: “good _job_, Mr. American President! You almost seem statesmanlike. Keep it up and I’m _sure_ you are guaranteed to win the Nobel Peace Prize!”.

> **[Putin praises Trump's 'energetic and sincere' peace efforts ahead of Alaska...](https://www.nbcnews.com/world/russia/putin-praises-trump-peace-efforts-alaska-summit-ukraine-zelenskyy-rcna224953)**
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> The Russian leader suggested Thursday that a deal on nuclear arms control could also be part of talks that are expected to focus on ending the war in Ukraine.

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