# Real headlines related to trump and his enablers that sound like made-up 'The Onion'-style joke headlines

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Bumping this thread for this find by @Tatterdelaion

> [@Spineless, gutless Republicans](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spineless-gutless-republicans/1015402/50):
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> [MAGA Republican Falsely Claims They’re Not Trump’s “Little Bitches” | The New Republic](https://newrepublic.com/post/197561/maga-republican-rep-van-orden-not-trump-little-bitches)

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