# Real headlines related to trump and his enablers that sound like made-up 'The Onion'-style joke headlines

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**[Donald Trump Jr. Issues Gun Plea to Stop Paragliders Invading US Homes](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-jr-guns-paragliders-hamas-israel-1835318)**

Originally posted by @Darren_Garrison in the “Stupid MFers” thread, reposting here because

> [@Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-stupid-mfers-in-the-news-thread/931945/9112):
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> It almost sounds like the Onion.

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