Oops. Yeah, I was trying to allude to being ridden. Serves me right.
Wow, that one is a pretty bad question. I mean, as a joke, it’s kinda a shaggy dog story. As an essay to parse meaning from, it’s rather off the wall.
First off, it declares that animals used to be able to talk. Then it brings up a talking pineapple, and “oh yeahs” that fruits could talk, too. Great start, there.
The first question is about the order the events in the story are told. Okay.
The second question asks why the animals ate the pineapple. Students are supposed to deduce it is in retribution for the pineapple challenging the hare and then doing nothing, but deceiving them into rooting for it. Yeah.
Third question, which animal spoke the wisest words? Well, the hare said “You aren’t even an animal, you’re a tropical fruit!” But that’s less wise than the owl saying, “Pineapples don’t have sleeves.” Really?
I mean, “The pineapple has some trick up its sleeve” is not meant to be taken literally, as the moose explains. So the owl’s literal interpretation of a common idiom is somehow supposed to be wise?
4, before the race how did the animals feel about the pineapple? Um, indifferent? Because they didn’t care unti the challenge was made. Oh, “suspicious”.
Question 5, What would have happened if the animals had chosen to cheer for the hare? They’d have eaten the pineapple, because they were hungry, and the pineapple couldn’t run away. What do you mean, that’s not a possible answer?
Question 6, decyphering the idiom that the owl was too dumb to get, and ended up being the moral of the story. :smack:
God, that is a horrid test question. I think I could use test taking skills and parse my way through, but it’s a very lame question.