# real-life use of Simpsons quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 6, 2001, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-life-use-of-simpsons-quotes/75194 "2001-08-06T22:33:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![JustPlainBryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/57b2e6/32.png) [@JustPlainBryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustPlainBryan)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-life-use-of-simpsons-quotes/75194/81 "2001-08-14T22:08:02Z")
I’ve used these a couple of times… Homer - So I asked myself, what would God do in a situation like this? So I turned to the Bible…the ultimate prankster’s bible! Homer - Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos! Homer - (in a loving fasion)in my eyes, your both potential murderers! Ralph - When I grow up, I wanna be a dinosaur! Bart - I warsh m’self with a rag on a stick! Homer - Let us never speak of the shortcut again. Homer - 30 seconds??? But I want it now!!! Marge - (after a couple of people describe how they are going to spend their money) 100 tacos? Public Broadcasting? I won’t have you throwing you money away like that! Homer - you mean you did a favor for me just so I could do a favor for you in the future? That is low. I will say good day to you sir! ---
**Author:** ![JustPlainBryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/57b2e6/32.png) [@JustPlainBryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustPlainBryan)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-life-use-of-simpsons-quotes/75194/82 "2001-08-14T22:09:37Z")
I’ve used these a couple of times… Homer - So I asked myself, what would God do in a situation like this? So I turned to the Bible…the ultimate prankster’s bible! Homer - Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos! Homer - (in a loving fasion)in my eyes, your both potential murderers! Ralph - When I grow up, I wanna be a dinosaur! Bart - I warsh m’self with a rag on a stick! Homer - Let us never speak of the shortcut again. Homer - 30 seconds??? But I want it now!!! Marge - (after a couple of people describe how they are going to spend their money) 100 tacos? Public Broadcasting? I won’t have you throwing your money away like that! Homer - you mean you did a favor for me just so I could do a favor for you in the future? That is low. I will say good day to you sir! ---
**Author:** ![JustPlainBryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/57b2e6/32.png) [@JustPlainBryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustPlainBryan)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-life-use-of-simpsons-quotes/75194/83 "2001-08-14T22:23:40Z")
That was weird, how did it get duplicated 4 times? d’oh! ---
**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-life-use-of-simpsons-quotes/75194/84 "2001-08-14T22:27:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bughunter \* > \*\*Well, I don’t know if Bart invented the term “craptacular,” but I’ve begun using it frequently thanks to him. \*\* One of my all time favorites (although seeing it here in print necessitated the removal of projectile-style Diet Coke from my monitor for some reason) My favorites (and most-oft-used) are: “Why, I could kiss you, if only they hadn’t made me sign a waiver saying I wouldn’t.” and “I swear by the many arms of Vishnu, it is a lie.” In addition, “purple monkey dishwasher” is a common reply to “What did you say?” ---
**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-life-use-of-simpsons-quotes/75194/85 "2001-08-14T22:40:23Z")
Another one that slipped my mind before. When heading out and about my farewell line to Mrs. Angel is often, “I’m going out. If I don’t come back, avenge my death.” ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-life-use-of-simpsons-quotes/75194/86 "2001-08-14T23:59:05Z")
How could I forget the ever popular _ **Excitement, she wrote** _. It’s perfect for summing up a boring situation that no one is going to want to participate in! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-life-use-of-simpsons-quotes/75194.md?page=4)