# Real-life uses for Simpsons quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-life-uses-for-simpsons-quotes/267656>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 5, 2004, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-life-uses-for-simpsons-quotes/267656 "2004-10-05T15:55:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-life-uses-for-simpsons-quotes/267656/141 "2010-09-07T05:35:12Z")

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‘All work and no beer make b’wang something something’. ‘Go crazy?’ DON’T MIND IF I DO!!! :random crazy noises:’. Surprisingly multi-purpose, that piece of dialog.

**Loach** ’s ‘Fugu me!!!’ thing had me giggling for ages.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-life-uses-for-simpsons-quotes/267656/142 "2010-09-07T13:35:27Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> We’re leaving zombies open these days, but there’s no reason not to move it to the right forum.
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> I’ll leave it to a Simpsons fan to tell me what quote I should have used.
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> **twickster** , MPSIMS moderator

Whatever quote you use, be sure to wear a Michael Jackson Thriller LP cover on your head (and that scene is so much more funnier now that he is dead).

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**Author:** ![Surbey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@Surbey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surbey)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-life-uses-for-simpsons-quotes/267656/143 "2010-09-07T16:38:35Z")

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I say “okely dokely” every day. EVERY SINGLE DAY. I don’t know why but I love it and that is pretty much the only way I agree to something anymore.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-life-uses-for-simpsons-quotes/267656/144 "2010-09-08T23:21:20Z")

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> [@Surbey](#):
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> I say “okely dokely” every day. EVERY SINGLE DAY. I don’t know why but I love it and that is pretty much the only way I agree to something anymore.

Wait… you don’t say\* “Okely dokely, there, neighbor!”\* like I do? When my kids aren’t calling me “Michael Scott”, they’re accusing me of being a Ned Flanders.

To which i reply,\*\*\* “You just watch it, kids, or… [stern Ned voice] No Bible Verses at bedtime!”\*\*\* _“Waaaaah!”_

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**Author:** ![jrbor76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9e8a1a/32.png) [@jrbor76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jrbor76)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-life-uses-for-simpsons-quotes/267656/145 "2010-09-09T18:12:31Z")

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Another vote for the “craptacular” line.

Also, from the Simpsons Hit + Run: “I’m a class five idiot!”  
(Lots of good lines in that game, but sadly none of them apply to real life. Really, how often can you say “… the screaming, and the sadness, and the hosing of blood off the robot” in your best Professor Frink?)

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-life-uses-for-simpsons-quotes/267656/146 "2010-09-10T19:45:16Z")

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Whenever I’m in a good mood or something good happens to me I say:

“If you’re happy and you know it say a swear.”

Then I think to myself: “hiney” and then I giggle while people look at me weird.

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