# Real Ninja-Lawsuit Pending?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-ninja-lawsuit-pending/155106>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 14, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-ninja-lawsuit-pending/155106 "2003-02-14T18:24:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Azael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@Azael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azael)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-ninja-lawsuit-pending/155106/21 "2003-02-15T02:20:52Z")

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Don’t feel bad, I got [whooshed](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2945618#post2945618) myself by this very same fake news piece. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-ninja-lawsuit-pending/155106/22 "2003-02-15T06:56:12Z")

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That site is awesome because ninjas are awesome. It’s so awesome it even had take-offs of it.

Cardboard: Real Ultimate Packaging. Boxes are the ulimate paradox because on the one hand they’re a great place to hide, but on the other hand they don’t leat any get inside.

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-ninja-lawsuit-pending/155106/23 "2003-02-16T17:40:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Tripler \*  
> \*\*What’s worse is that the guy on the left has trigger finger _off_ the trigger.
> 
> Feh. Some “mall security” outfit that is. . . 😃
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> Tripler  
> Feh. \*\*

It’s surprising because if they are real, those guns look fairly expensive. I was talking with a co-worker and I don’t think they are real, probably BB guns or what not.

Ninja burger?

Interesting 😃

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/real-ninja-lawsuit-pending/155106/24 "2003-02-16T17:41:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Azael \*  
> \*\*Don’t feel bad, I got [whooshed](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2945618#post2945618) myself by this very same fake news piece. :smack: \*\*

Ah, I don’t feel as bad now…

I suppose we’ve all gotten wooshed occasionally right?  
right?  
…

😃

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