# Reality, Dimentions, Time, Space, Paradox, And a wrong cecil.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-dimentions-time-space-paradox-and-a-wrong-cecil/661243>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [June 18, 2013, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-dimentions-time-space-paradox-and-a-wrong-cecil/661243 "2013-06-18T03:41:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Blackfaer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Blackfaer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackfaer)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-dimentions-time-space-paradox-and-a-wrong-cecil/661243/21 "2013-06-23T04:05:51Z")

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So if he weighs the same as a duck… he must be…

A WITCH!

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**Author:** ![Among\_Liberals](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Among\_Liberals](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Among_Liberals)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-dimentions-time-space-paradox-and-a-wrong-cecil/661243/22 "2013-06-23T06:00:08Z")

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I’ve only skimmed through the OP, but I assume he’s asking where the phrase, “What does it do? That’s the beauty of it! It doesn’t do anything at all,” comes from

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-dimentions-time-space-paradox-and-a-wrong-cecil/661243/23 "2013-07-10T01:37:31Z")

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OP is/was a drive-by … What?

Is it a rant? It’s a lot of words with semantics and grammar akin to both Carroll and Joyce. Agree **Exapno**.

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**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-dimentions-time-space-paradox-and-a-wrong-cecil/661243/24 "2013-07-10T02:47:01Z")

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> [@Leo\_Bloom](#):
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> OP is/was a drive-by … What?
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> Is it a rant? It’s a lot of words with semantics and grammar akin to both Carroll and Joyce. Agree **Exapno**.

O, God. I hope it’s not a… manifesto!

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-dimentions-time-space-paradox-and-a-wrong-cecil/661243/25 "2013-07-10T15:18:27Z")

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Did you know a horse can fit inside the volume of a whale fart?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-dimentions-time-space-paradox-and-a-wrong-cecil/661243/26 "2013-07-10T17:52:56Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> Did you know a horse can fit inside the volume of a whale fart?

No, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it.

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-dimentions-time-space-paradox-and-a-wrong-cecil/661243/27 "2013-07-11T16:55:13Z")

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I, for one, welcome our new paradoxical overlords.

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