Reality, Dimentions, Time, Space, Paradox, And a wrong cecil.

So if he weighs the same as a duck… he must be…

A WITCH!

I’ve only skimmed through the OP, but I assume he’s asking where the phrase, “What does it do? That’s the beauty of it! It doesn’t do anything at all,” comes from

OP is/was a drive-by … What?

Is it a rant? It’s a lot of words with semantics and grammar akin to both Carroll and Joyce. Agree Exapno.

O, God. I hope it’s not a… manifesto!

Did you know a horse can fit inside the volume of a whale fart?

No, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it.

I, for one, welcome our new paradoxical overlords.