# Reality finally sinking in - Iraq expectations lowered

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-finally-sinking-in-iraq-expectations-lowered/317094>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 15, 2005, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-finally-sinking-in-iraq-expectations-lowered/317094 "2005-08-15T14:26:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-finally-sinking-in-iraq-expectations-lowered/317094/161 "2005-08-22T22:22:13Z")

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Huh? So you’re comparing a _tiny_ little turf battle to an area that hasn’t seen stability in who knows how long?

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-finally-sinking-in-iraq-expectations-lowered/317094/162 "2005-08-22T23:10:35Z")

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> [@World Eater](#):
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> Huh? So you’re comparing a _tiny_ little turf battle to an area that hasn’t seen stability in who knows how long?

He’s got to make it look like rocket science somehow. Who cares if the first full flowering of the age of reason in government happened 250 years ago? In Iraq today are the re-embodied souls of Hamilton, Blount, Franklin, Madison, Hancock, Paine, Adams&Adams, Jefferson, Washington, Mason, Mifflin, Johnson, and all the rest. 😉

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**Author:** ![New\_Iskander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/db5fbb/32.png) [@New\_Iskander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Iskander)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-finally-sinking-in-iraq-expectations-lowered/317094/163 "2005-08-23T00:06:48Z")

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It might behoove us to ponder how the whole Universe is reflected in a drop of rainwater.

(are you pondering what I’m pondering?)

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-finally-sinking-in-iraq-expectations-lowered/317094/164 "2005-08-23T00:19:40Z")

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> [@New Iskander](#):
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> (are you pondering what I’m pondering?)

sorry I can’t see your navel from here.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-finally-sinking-in-iraq-expectations-lowered/317094/165 "2005-08-23T00:33:56Z")

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> [@Squink](#):
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> He’s got to make it look like rocket science somehow. Who cares if the first full flowering of the age of reason in government happened 250 years ago? In Iraq today are the re-embodied souls of Hamilton, Blount, Franklin, Madison, Hancock, Paine, Adams&Adams, Jefferson, Washington, Mason, Mifflin, Johnson, and all the rest. 😉

And here I was thinking the place was in the hands of a reincarnated [Button Gwinnett](http://www.buttongwinnett.com/).

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-finally-sinking-in-iraq-expectations-lowered/317094/166 "2005-08-23T00:42:48Z")

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> [@New Iskander](#):
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> (are you pondering what I’m pondering?)

If you’re pondering the irony of how your ridiculously inept Bush Boosterism actually has a forceful effect in the opposite direction, then yes, yes I am.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-finally-sinking-in-iraq-expectations-lowered/317094/167 "2005-08-23T00:48:12Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> And here I was thinking the place was in the hands of a reincarnated [Button Gwinnett](http://www.buttongwinnett.com/).

An UpLifting tale **ETF**. I hope that’s Chalabi

There’s an article out called the [Text of Proposed Iraq Constitution](http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050822/API/508221093&cachetime=3&template=dateline)  
It’s more of an outline than anything; perhaps the product of a too quick translation?  
The numbering system is screwed up, and several articles seem to be missing from the draft.  
Articles 2 and 36 look as if they could cause problems:

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> Article Two
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> The political system is republican, parliamentary, democratic and federal.
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> 1. Islam is a main source for legislation.
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> - a. No law may contradict Islamic standards.
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> - b. No law may contradict democratic standards.
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> - c. No law may contradict the essential rights and freedoms mentioned in this constitution
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> Article 36  
> The State guarantees:
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> 1. Freedom of expression by **all means**.
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> 2. Freedom of the press, printing, advertising and publishing.

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**Author:** ![New\_Iskander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/db5fbb/32.png) [@New\_Iskander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Iskander)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-finally-sinking-in-iraq-expectations-lowered/317094/168 "2005-08-23T00:57:51Z")

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> [@wring](#):
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> sorry I can’t see your navel from here.

ouch

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-finally-sinking-in-iraq-expectations-lowered/317094/169 "2005-08-23T01:04:06Z")

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> [@New Iskander](#):
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> ouch

it’s pierced???

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**Author:** ![New\_Iskander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/db5fbb/32.png) [@New\_Iskander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Iskander)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-finally-sinking-in-iraq-expectations-lowered/317094/170 "2005-08-23T01:10:32Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> If you’re pondering the irony of how your ridiculously inept Bush Boosterism actually has a forceful effect in the opposite direction, then yes, yes I am.

What “Bush Boosterism”? I thought we were discussing what might be going on behind the closed doors in Iraq legislative chambers. Isn’t it clear that they are resolving hundreds of pesky “Erie Triangles”? Who’s gonna get whose mitts on what? Not that US “founding fathers” were much different.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-finally-sinking-in-iraq-expectations-lowered/317094/171 "2005-08-23T05:00:32Z")

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> [@New Iskander](#):
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> What “Bush Boosterism”? I thought we were discussing what might be going on behind the closed doors in Iraq legislative chambers. Isn’t it clear that they are resolving hundreds of pesky “Erie Triangles”? Who’s gonna get whose mitts on what? Not that US “founding fathers” were much different.

Simply put, the divisions are a lot, lot deeper.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2005, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-finally-sinking-in-iraq-expectations-lowered/317094/172 "2005-08-23T05:17:37Z")

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> [@New Iskander](#):
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> (are you pondering what I’m pondering?)

I fink so, **NI** , but where are we going to get enough cotton candyto cover Fallouja to a depth of four-and-a-half-feet?

_Narf!_

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