# Reality Shows You'd like to See (or Wouldn't)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [October 1, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100 "2014-10-01T17:49:20Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100/1 "2014-10-01T17:49:20Z")
[Inspired by this thread recuiting cast member](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=17778147#post17778147)s.
The thread already inspired me to two shows for estranged families:
_Semi-Suicidal Separated Sisters of the South West
Family Fucking Florida Fathers_
Some other possibilitues:
_Diddling Daddies
Shame the Neighborhood Slut!
My Mother the Tramp
You’re Pregnant AGAIN?_
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### Author:  [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2014, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100/2 "2014-10-01T18:03:39Z")
_How Far Will You Go For Health Insurance?_
_WITCH HUNT 2015_
The contestants are “accused” of witchcraft and subjected to a number of “physical enticements” to make them confess. The one who can go the longest without admitting to witchcraft and unnatural relations with the devil in spite of increasingly creative “enhanced interrogations” gets a Hyundai.
_CELEBRIDOC_
Patients put their health and well being in the hands of celebrities who are licensed to practice medicine on the show and allowed to prescribe any treatment they wish. First episode’s panel includes Jenny McCarthy, Scott Baio, and Victoria Jackson.
_The Palins Do Antarctica_
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### Author:  [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2014, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100/3 "2014-10-01T18:05:25Z")
_Doin’ It With The Bridesmaid/Groomsman_
_Rabid Rottweiler Preschool_
_How Far Would YOU Go to Be A Reality Show Host?_
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### Author:  [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2014, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100/4 "2014-10-01T18:13:30Z")
_Jersey Whore_
_Survivor: Afghanistan_
_I’ll Bet I Can Get You Pregnant_
_Gay for Pay_
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2014, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100/5 "2014-10-01T18:21:46Z")
_Organ Swap_ Who will take rejection the hardest?
_My Baby Ate a Dingo!_ Parents compete to get their toddler to eat the craziest stuff.
_My Shotgun Wedding_ Dog the Bounty Hunter starts planning weddings. First, they have to find the daddy…
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### Author:  [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2014, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100/6 "2014-10-01T18:26:15Z")
_So You Think You Can Drink_
_Panhandling With the Stars_
_Win Paris Hilton’s Money_
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### Author:  [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2014, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100/7 "2014-10-01T18:32:43Z")
One that came up a while ago was “Who Wants To Make Love To A Syphillitic Hobo?”
Not much explanation needed, I’d say.
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### Author:  [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2014, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100/8 "2014-10-01T18:34:48Z")
> [@Valgard](#):
>
> One that came up a while ago was “Who Wants To Make Love To A Syphillitic Hobo?”
>
> Not much explanation needed, I’d say.
Eh, I’m desperate. Give me a female hobo and a condom; give her a shower and shave, and I’m in.
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### Author:  [@Claverhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claverhouse)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2014, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100/9 "2014-10-01T20:05:36Z")
Politician Russian Roulette.
Six walk in: five walk out.
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### Author:  [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100/10 "2014-10-01T20:26:13Z")
_The Ultimate Fighter: Action Hero edition_
Actors from action movies must stay in character and fight each other Octogon-style
Die Hard John McClain vs. Kill Bill Beatrix
James Bond vs John Rambo
Jason Bourne vs Blade
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### Author:  [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100/11 "2014-10-01T20:43:54Z")
_Toddlers in Tiaras in Tanks_ (filmed in Syria)
_Deal Or No Antidote_
_I Wanna Marry Lindsey Graham_
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### Author:  [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2014, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100/12 "2014-10-01T20:48:00Z")
Shamelessly stolen from SCTV…
_Shoot…
At…
The Stars!!!_
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### Author:  [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2014, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100/13 "2014-10-01T20:53:03Z")
_Huntin’ and Fishin’ With Tim Gunn_
_Dancing With the Convicts_
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### Author:  [@LouLou7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouLou7)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2014, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100/14 "2014-10-01T23:01:01Z")
**The Bachelorette: Trailer Park Version**. Contestants sit around in an above ground pool drinking Colt 45 and competing for the love of a Waffle House waitress.
**The Bachelor: Senior Citizens Version**. Twenty desperate widows compete for the love of a 70 year old retired Federal Employee with good benefits. Episodes include a casserole cookoff, a blue-rinsed hair pulling competition, and two old bitches throw down in the laundry room over washing his sansabelt slacks.
😃
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### Author:  [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2014, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100/15 "2014-10-01T23:33:56Z")
**Shark Tank** : 8 Contestants, 8 Bull Sharks. $1,000,000 in $10,00 bricks stuffed inside of freshly killed pigeon carcasses.
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### Author:  [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2014, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100/16 "2014-10-02T00:01:04Z")
**Survivor: Springer**
Contestants are the people that typically on Springer.
Trannies, Teen Mom, Morbidly Obese, Anorexic Daughter, Gay for Pay PornStar, Skinhead, etc.
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### Author:  [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2014, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100/17 "2014-10-02T02:04:20Z")
**Survivor: Golgotha**
_Contestants are scourged, made to carry a large wooden cross through a hostile crowd and then crucified for an afternoon. Once placed in a tomb they have three days to push aside a large rock & escape._
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### Author:  [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2014, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100/18 "2014-10-02T02:27:10Z")
[Tiny House](http://youtu.be/Lomy7xAVDKE)
I really, really want to see if he can ever make that omelette.
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### Author:  [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2014, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100/19 "2014-10-02T04:56:48Z")
Marbles Up Their Arses
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### Author:  [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2014, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reality-shows-youd-like-to-see-or-wouldnt/700100/20 "2014-10-02T05:27:02Z")
Are You Being Severed?
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