# Really Fedex, Would It Have Killed You To Deliver It A Day Early?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fedex-would-it-have-killed-you-to-deliver-it-a-day-early/460823>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 21, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fedex-would-it-have-killed-you-to-deliver-it-a-day-early/460823 "2008-08-21T18:22:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 3

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fedex-would-it-have-killed-you-to-deliver-it-a-day-early/460823/41 "2010-07-27T13:57:38Z")

</div>

It was weird to see Santo Rugger posting…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fedex-would-it-have-killed-you-to-deliver-it-a-day-early/460823/42 "2010-07-28T22:22:05Z")

</div>

> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
>
> Man, FedEx took two years to deliver that post?

Well, see, part of the time your post was in a FedEx box… on a desert island… with a volleyball.

And if it was weird to see Santo Rugger posting, imagine my excitement seeing Otto --hey, now I can get together with him in Madison like… oh, he’s got a “BANNED” label? And it’s 2008?

Anyone know what happened to him? I heard he left the country. So he was banned when he left?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fedex-would-it-have-killed-you-to-deliver-it-a-day-early/460823/43 "2010-07-28T23:10:46Z")

</div>

> [@digs](#):
>
> > [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
> >
> > Man, FedEx took two years to deliver that post?
> 
> Well, see, part of the time your post was in a FedEx box… on a desert island… with a volleyball.
> 
> And if it was weird to see Santo Rugger posting, imagine my excitement seeing Otto --hey, now I can get together with him in Madison like… oh, he’s got a “BANNED” label? And it’s 2008?
> 
> Anyone know what happened to him? I heard he left the country. So he was banned when he left?

He gave Cecil some lip during a tense period where Cecil wanted everyone to stand down and Cecil banned him.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fedex-would-it-have-killed-you-to-deliver-it-a-day-early/460823/44 "2010-07-29T00:44:21Z")

</div>

> [@astro](#):
>
> > [@digs](#):
> >
> > > [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
> > >
> > > Man, FedEx took two years to deliver that post?
> > 
> > Well, see, part of the time your post was in a FedEx box… on a desert island… with a volleyball.
> > 
> > And if it was weird to see Santo Rugger posting, imagine my excitement seeing Otto --hey, now I can get together with him in Madison like… oh, he’s got a “BANNED” label? And it’s 2008?
> > 
> > Anyone know what happened to him? I heard he left the country. So he was banned when he left?
> 
> He gave Cecil some lip during a tense period where Cecil wanted everyone to stand down and Cecil banned him.

Forever?

AND he had to leave the country?

Whoa…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fedex-would-it-have-killed-you-to-deliver-it-a-day-early/460823/45 "2010-07-29T01:28:02Z")

</div>

> [@digs](#):
>
> > [@astro](#):
> >
> > > [@digs](#):
> > >
> > > > [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
> > > >
> > > > Man, FedEx took two years to deliver that post?
> > > 
> > > Well, see, part of the time your post was in a FedEx box… on a desert island… with a volleyball.
> > > 
> > > And if it was weird to see Santo Rugger posting, imagine my excitement seeing Otto --hey, now I can get together with him in Madison like… oh, he’s got a “BANNED” label? And it’s 2008?
> > > 
> > > Anyone know what happened to him? I heard he left the country. So he was banned when he left?
> > 
> > He gave Cecil some lip during a tense period where Cecil wanted everyone to stand down and Cecil banned him.
> 
> Forever?
> 
> AND he had to leave the country?
> 
> Whoa…

A turkey with a mortarboard, the most savage of the wild beasts.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fedex-would-it-have-killed-you-to-deliver-it-a-day-early/460823/46 "2010-07-29T03:45:17Z")

</div>

> [@digs](#):
>
> \<snp\>
> 
> Forever?
> 
> AND he had to leave the country?
> 
> Whoa…

You’ve never been banned, so you don’t know that that’s the standard procedure - banned AND drummed out of the country.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fedex-would-it-have-killed-you-to-deliver-it-a-day-early/460823.md?page=2)
