# Really?? Fuck you period!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 15, 2012, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222 "2012-06-15T12:34:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![hotblonde18](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hotblonde18](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotblonde18)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/1 "2012-06-15T12:34:18Z")
my fucking time of month, and my boyfriend and I made ‘special’ plans tomarrow night if u knoow wat I k ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/2 "2012-06-15T18:07:26Z")
He’ll understand your hatred for ending sentences properly. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/3 "2012-06-15T18:08:28Z")
What are you talking about question mark? ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/4 "2012-06-15T18:11:54Z")
There are, um, alternatives… -XT ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/5 "2012-06-15T18:13:07Z")
I don’t knoow wat u k period Please explain comma I’m very curious period ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/6 "2012-06-15T18:13:12Z")
> [@XT](#): > > There are, um, alternatives… > > -XT Call me Dracula! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DeepLiquid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/deepliquid/32/14893_2.png) [@DeepLiquid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeepLiquid)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/7 "2012-06-15T18:14:16Z")
Unless you’re in too much pain, just drive on. It’s not some weird toxic chemical. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Surb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Surb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Surb)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/8 "2012-06-15T18:14:46Z")
Just because the roller coaster is broken doesn’t mean the whole amusement park shuts down. The log ride still works\* \*Thank you Ron white. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/9 "2012-06-15T18:15:15Z")
> [@DeepLiquid](#): > > Unless you’re in too much pain, just drive on. It’s not some weird toxic chemical. 😕 Awesome name/post combo. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/10 "2012-06-15T18:18:00Z")
> [@hotblonde18](#): > > my fucking time of month, and my boyfriend and I made ‘special’ plans tomarrow night if u knoow wat I k You were both going to sing the less famous Christmas song, _do u knoow wat I k?_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/11 "2012-06-15T18:18:04Z")
Just lie next to each other and moan. You know, aural sex. _flees_ ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/12 "2012-06-15T18:18:11Z")
> [@hotblonde18](#): > > I made ‘special’ plans tomarrow night if u knoow wat I k Shuffleboard at the Legion Hall? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/13 "2012-06-15T18:18:46Z")
Sooo. . .your gyne said no sex? Quick, call your dentist!! ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/14 "2012-06-15T18:18:49Z")
“hotblonde18” ? Seriously ? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/15 "2012-06-15T18:22:18Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > “hotblonde18” ? Seriously ? Why, you interested? if u knoow wat I k… ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/16 "2012-06-15T18:39:13Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > “hotblonde18” ? Seriously ? I can’t even imagine how flooded her PM box is right now with messages from lonely Dopers. Also, how flooded her other box is with sloughed tissue. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/17 "2012-06-15T18:41:38Z")
Well, your\* mouth \*ain’t bleeding, is it? ---
**Author:** ![markdash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@markdash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markdash)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/18 "2012-06-15T18:50:54Z")
I do like that there aren’t any periods in her post. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/19 "2012-06-15T18:59:11Z")
Is this your first period? 😕 I’m a (rather clueless) guy, so I’m not sure about these things but don’t most women know when to expect their, um, _flow_ to begin?? ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/20 "2012-06-15T19:02:58Z")
That depends on whether she also needs to know how babby is formed. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222.md?page=2)