# Really?? Fuck you period!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 15, 2012, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222 "2012-06-15T12:34:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/21 "2012-06-15T19:03:09Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Is this your first period? 😕 I’m a (rather clueless) guy, so I’m not sure about these things but don’t most women know when to expect their, um, _flow_ to begin?? Well if she’s really an 18-year old hot blonde, I’m sure it wasn’t her first. More likely she’s[this guy](http://thenakedpheasant.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fat-man-at-computer.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/22 "2012-06-15T19:06:12Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Is this your first period? 😕 I’m a (rather clueless) guy, so I’m not sure about these things but don’t most women know when to expect their, um, _flow_ to begin?? Even the most regular woman can have a period occur off schedule. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/23 "2012-06-15T19:07:59Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Even the most regular woman can have a period occur off schedule. Try telling that to Mussolini’s wife. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/24 "2012-06-15T19:28:15Z")
Personally, I hope our OP sticks around for a while. I want to see if she’ll change her name to \*\*hotblonde19 \*\*next year. And, hey, if we’re lucky she’ll really show some endurance and in 10 years \*\*somewhatattractivewithblackroots28 \*\*will be one of our most respected posters. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/25 "2012-06-15T19:31:52Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Even the most regular woman can have a period occur off schedule. Especially when you’re 18. Sometimes your schedule doesn’t really settle down until you’re older. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/26 "2012-06-15T19:33:09Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Well if she’s really an 18-year old hot blonde, I’m sure it wasn’t her first. > > More likely she’s[this guy](http://thenakedpheasant.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fat-man-at-computer.jpg). Even if she actually _is_ hot, blonde, 18, and female, it sounds like she bleeds out of her vagina, which is like, really a turn-off. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/27 "2012-06-15T19:34:28Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Even if she actually _is_ hot, blonde, 18, and female, it sounds like she bleeds out of her vagina, which is like, really a turn-off. This is why I always required hysterectomies from any woman that wanted to date me. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/28 "2012-06-15T19:35:59Z")
Never trust anything that bleeds for three days but won’t die. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/29 "2012-06-15T19:52:10Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > You were both going to sing the less famous Christmas song, _do u knoow wat I k?_ I’d say [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFpsDAL4oKE&feature=related) is a much more fitting song… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/30 "2012-06-15T20:04:35Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Especially when you’re 18. Sometimes your schedule doesn’t really settle down until you’re older. Some kinds of medications also can throw off your menstrual cycle. ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/31 "2012-06-15T20:06:14Z")
> [@hotblonde18](#): > > my fucking time of month, and my boyfriend and I made ‘special’ plans tomarrow night if u knoow wat I k I’d think the boyfriend would be _happy_ if it were the fucking time of the month, as opposed to the not-fucking time of the month. Although he might be happier with BJ time of the month, of course. Not that those have to be separate times, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/32 "2012-06-15T20:12:21Z")
> [@Hal\_Briston](#): > > I’d say [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFpsDAL4oKE&feature=related) is a much more fitting song… Or [this one](http://www.lyricsmania.com/night_and_day_with_punctuation_marks_lyrics_allan_sherman.html). _When the summer shower is through. Some voice within me keeps repeating Colon, quotation mark. You comma you comma you, exclamation point. Close quotation, period, dash._ ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/33 "2012-06-15T20:18:44Z")
**Hotblonde18,** is that [you?](http://youreablackwoman.com/forsinglegirls/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ugly-man1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/34 "2012-06-15T20:21:10Z")
You didn’t need to do that. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/35 "2012-06-15T20:30:45Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > Try telling that to Mussolini’s wife. \ Beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/36 "2012-06-15T22:29:55Z")
This is a historic moment, folks. **hotblonde18** finally has finally made an appearance in **all** chatrooms and internet message boards, even this one. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/37 "2012-06-15T22:52:05Z")
Personally, I’m into commas. Periods, not so much… ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/38 "2012-06-15T22:52:33Z")
Yeah, I know Mr Period can [sometimes](http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/11/03) be a [real](http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/09/02) [douche](http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/04/18). ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/39 "2012-06-15T23:31:30Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > I can’t even imagine how flooded her PM box is right now… I believe her box being flooded is what the rant is about. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/40 "2012-06-15T23:52:42Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Never trust anything that bleeds for three days but won’t die. Guys who repeat this should be cock-punched. And then cursed with hemorrhoids. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222.md?page=3)