# Really?? Fuck you period!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 15, 2012, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222 "2012-06-15T12:34:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/61 "2012-06-16T15:58:45Z")
It’s not period blood guise, he’s consuming her actual marrow. Must be an [ik](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ik_people) thing. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/62 "2012-06-16T16:59:06Z")
mom and pop hardware stores sell corks. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/63 "2012-06-16T19:12:06Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > People who are freaked out by a little period blood are pussies. I see what you did there. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/64 "2012-06-16T19:16:23Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > People who are freaked out by a little period blood are pussies. > [@Guinastasia](#): > > I see what you did there. Wow, nothing gets past you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/65 "2012-06-16T20:02:09Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > Try telling that to Mussolini’s wife. Oh well done! ---
**Author:** ![NOLA\_Cajun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea666f/32.png) [@NOLA\_Cajun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NOLA_Cajun)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/66 "2012-06-17T07:57:50Z")
I wish I had a vagina. I’d never leave home without it. ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/67 "2012-06-17T11:19:01Z")
In **Bob Ducca’s** joke, her box is flooded with tissue. In **FuriousGeorge’s** , her box is flooded with blood. So not the same joke. ---
**Author:** ![Gestalt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/90ced4/32.png) [@Gestalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gestalt)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/68 "2012-06-17T12:47:30Z")
A cursory google search did not turn up any explanation of the “Mussolini’s wife” joke. Anyone care to explain? I don’t knoow wat y’all k(now) ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/69 "2012-06-17T12:54:29Z")
> [@Gestalt](#): > > A cursory google search did not turn up any explanation of the “Mussolini’s wife” joke. Anyone care to explain? I don’t knoow wat y’all k(now) I wasn’t going to bring it up earlier (to avoid looking like an illiterate doofus), but now that you mention it, I didn’t get it either. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/70 "2012-06-17T13:43:09Z")
Mussolini is often incorrectly credited for [making the trains run on time](http://www.snopes.com/history/govern/trains.asp). ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/71 "2012-06-17T14:27:00Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Never trust anything that bleeds for three days but won’t die. Or can bury a bone but not use her nose… ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/72 "2012-06-17T16:00:36Z")
Ah, to be a pretend hot young 18 year old who plans sex, rather than a pudgy 30-something who negotiates for it in between household chores and paying bills. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/73 "2012-06-17T16:36:34Z")
Well, in all fairness, she does claim to be blonde. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/74 "2012-06-17T16:48:22Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Well if she’s really an 18-year old hot blonde, I’m sure it wasn’t her first. Commonly when people tag a number onto the end of a user name, it’s the person’s birth year. We could cut **hotblonde18** some slack for not expecting her period at age 94. ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/75 "2012-06-17T17:01:32Z")
**hotblonde18** oughta train to be an Olympic gymnast. No more periods! ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/76 "2012-06-17T19:50:58Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > Commonly when people tag a number onto the end of a user name, it’s the person’s birth year. We could cut **hotblonde18** some slack for not expecting her period at age 94. _spit take_ For the record, I would like to assert that I am not a mere 13 years old, but instead I am at the ripe old age of 26, in case there was any confusion arising from MY user name. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/77 "2012-06-17T19:52:36Z")
Puppy. ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/78 "2012-06-17T21:34:30Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > I can’t even imagine how flooded her PM box is right now with messages from lonely Dopers. > [@FuriousGeorge](#): > > I believe That’s not the only box that’s flooded! 😃 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/79 "2012-06-17T22:23:46Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Puppy. I prefer kitty. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2012, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/80 "2012-06-17T23:30:56Z")
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