# Really?? Fuck you period!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 15, 2012, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222 "2012-06-15T12:34:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/81 "2012-06-18T03:07:50Z")
> [@Fuji](#): > > I wasn’t going to bring it up earlier (to avoid looking like an illiterate doofus), but now that you mention it, I didn’t get it either. > [@Crazyhorse](#): > > Mussolini is often incorrectly credited for making the trains run on time. Well, that non sequitured the fuck out of me. I still don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/82 "2012-06-18T03:27:13Z")
> [@Rysdad](#): > > Well, that non sequitured the fuck out of me. > > I still don’t get it. The thread is about Aunt Flo… coming to collect the monthly rent, if u know wat I k. Someone said any woman can have this occur off schedule at times. Another replied “try telling that to Mussolini’s wife.” Mussolini ruled Italy with an iron, fascist fist and is alleged to have made the Italian trains run on schedule. Never mind - it means **hotblonde18** is a man, baby. ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/83 "2012-06-18T03:29:35Z")
> [@Rysdad](#): > > Well, that non sequitured the fuck out of me. > > I still don’t get it. What’s not to get? Let’s review the joke: > [@runner pat](#): > > Even the most regular woman can have a period occur off schedule. > > > [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > > > Try telling that to Mussolini’s wife. Any time Mussolini is used in a joke, it’s to refer to things running on time or being made to run on time. There really is no other humorous purpose for invoking the name. In this joke, **Sicks Ate** is playing upon this well-known Mussolini trait to imply that his wife, the most regular woman, could never, in fact, have a period off schedule. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/84 "2012-06-18T03:36:17Z")
I’m trying to watch a Taboo segment dealing with polyamory while reading this thread. I’m terribly confused and don’t understand either of the data inputs. Please advise, k? ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/85 "2012-06-18T03:58:18Z")
To both **Crazyhorse** and **Chessic Sense** : Oh. Now I know wat u k. :-/ ---
**Author:** ![dngnb8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@dngnb8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dngnb8)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/86 "2012-06-18T18:12:57Z")
> [@hotblonde18](#): > > my fucking time of month, and my boyfriend and I made ‘special’ plans tomarrow night if u knoow wat I k That would never stop me. I have my red wings. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/87 "2012-06-18T18:17:09Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > That’s not the only box that’s flooded! > 😃 > 🆒 Time to take the valuables upstairs, then: :o ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/88 "2012-06-18T18:30:24Z")
So, **hotblonde18** , we’re all dying to know how your Saturday night went. I’m sure you’re keeping an eye on this thread and will stop in soon to fill us in. In the unlikely event that we don’t hear from you again, I think the only logical conclusion will be a murder/suicide brought about by your boyfriend’s aversion to your monthly visitor. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/89 "2012-06-18T18:51:25Z")
Well, some guys are like that. Some guys are, like, if she says one more goddam word to me about the “patriarchy”, I’m gonna go totally stabby and berserk and…well, some guys are like that. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/90 "2012-06-19T12:05:28Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > What’s not to get? Let’s review the joke: > > Any time Mussolini is used in a joke, it’s to refer to things running on time or being made to run on time. There really is no other humorous purpose for invoking the name. > > In this joke, **Sicks Ate** is playing upon this well-known Mussolini trait to imply that his wife, the most regular woman, could never, in fact, have a period off schedule. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/91 "2012-06-19T13:08:22Z")
Maybe he even stabbed her before she could finish the post, leaving her to hit reply in a desperate attempt to relay her boyfriend’s complicity in her death… If u k wat i ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/92 "2012-06-19T13:58:21Z")
> [@gamerunknown](#): > > Maybe he even stabbed her before she could finish the post, leaving her to hit reply in a desperate attempt to relay her boyfriend’s complicity in her death… If u k wat i Maybe she’ll have to update her profile, which now says: > [@](#): > > i have a boyfriiend that i love verry much[sic] ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/93 "2012-06-19T14:12:25Z")
Well, at least she included the [sic]. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/94 "2012-06-19T14:40:51Z")
Nothing makes my pulse pump like agonizing joke deconstruction, if u knoow what i k ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/95 "2012-06-19T14:42:54Z")
Nothing makes my pulse pump like an agonizing deconstruction of a joke, if u knoow what i k ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/96 "2012-06-19T16:30:31Z")
> [@Wheelz](#): > > So, **hotblonde18** , we’re all dying to know how your Saturday night went. I’m sure you’re keeping an eye on this thread and will stop in soon to fill us in. > > In the unlikely event that we don’t hear from you again, I think the only logical conclusion will be a murder/suicide brought about by your boyfriend’s aversion to your monthly visitor. Well, she hasn’t been heard from since Saturday night (6/16). I think she’s in the purification hut and probably won’t be back until this weekend. ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/97 "2012-06-19T19:14:46Z")
> [@Rysdad](#): > > Well, that non sequitured the fuck out of me. > > I still don’t get it. I know. He never says whether this joke refers to Ida Dalser Mussolini or Rachele Guidi Mussolini. And that changes the whole meaning of the joke. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222/98 "2012-06-20T01:39:45Z")
i have a boyfriiend that i love verry much **hotblonde18** , That should be “i have a boyfriiend _whom_ I love verry much”. Sincerely, The SDMB Grammar Police [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-fuck-you-period/625222.md?page=4)