# Really? No Super Bowl LII thread? What about the commercials??!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 30, 2018, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814 "2018-01-30T16:07:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814/81 "2018-02-05T00:10:19Z")

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Ugh. Ronald Darby screwed up and gave the Pats 50 yards. Pats are great at taking advantage of mistakes.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814/82 "2018-02-05T00:12:57Z")

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Nice kick, Pats

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814/83 "2018-02-05T00:13:14Z")

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This is turning out to be a kicking comedy of errors.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814/84 "2018-02-05T00:13:42Z")

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Great stop by McLeod. Not sure he’s coached to put his helmet right into the leaping runners junk, but it worked.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814/85 "2018-02-05T00:14:24Z")

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Oookay… that was an odd end to the drive

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**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814/86 "2018-02-05T00:14:40Z")

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I may have to switch from Guinness to something stronger

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814/87 "2018-02-05T00:23:05Z")

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> [@OldOlds](#):
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> I may have to switch from Guinness to something stronger

Bud Platinum 😛

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**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814/88 "2018-02-05T00:27:01Z")

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> [@madsircool](#):
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> Bud Platinum 😛

How does that work, anyway? First we make a light beer with no flavor or alcohol, then we add in some grain alcohol to create something that’s nasty AND gets you drunk?

I’m an IPA guy generally, but I’m with Guinness because this is a marathon, not a sprint. I’m going to drink a fixed number whether they’re 4% or 8% ABV.

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**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814/89 "2018-02-05T00:30:07Z")

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Seriously, though, I’d have to say sloppy describes this thing all the way round

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814/90 "2018-02-05T00:32:00Z")

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Go Eagles…or as Mike Trout tweats…Fly Eagles Fly.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814/91 "2018-02-05T00:32:51Z")

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You’d never guess there have been two touchdowns by that score

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814/92 "2018-02-05T00:36:47Z")

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Im not impressed by the defenses so far. Lots of chunk plays being given up.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814/93 "2018-02-05T00:39:32Z")

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I’m really impressed by the Eagles D so far. They’ve let a few big plays so far, but they’re getting consistent pressure on Brady, have held firm in the red zone, and have stopped Gronk.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814/94 "2018-02-05T00:40:54Z")

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> [@OldOlds](#):
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> Seriously, though, I’d have to say sloppy describes this thing all the way round

Sloppy but entertaining.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814/95 "2018-02-05T00:41:24Z")

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> [@madsircool](#):
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> Sloppy but entertaining.

Definitely

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814/96 "2018-02-05T00:43:42Z")

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Two not-really-football-related comments:  
(1) The long-legged dancing lady from the Diet Coke with Mango ad barely looks real. How are her legs so long?  
(2) Speaking of barely looking real, the CGI “hologram” images of the two quarterbacks they use for stats are HIDEOUS. Uncanny valley city.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814/97 "2018-02-05T00:44:52Z")

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Nice interception!

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814/98 "2018-02-05T00:47:54Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Nice interception!

More right place right time than great play. But it still counts.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814/99 "2018-02-05T00:48:22Z")

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> [@madsircool](#):
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> Sloppy but entertaining.

Thirded

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2018, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-no-super-bowl-lii-thread-what-about-the-commercials/807814/100 "2018-02-05T00:50:18Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> More right place right time than great play. But it still counts.

Quick hands though.

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