# Really Revolting Characters that Absolutely Turn You On. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 22, 2004, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694 "2004-06-22T20:02:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694/21 "2004-06-23T05:00:56Z")
Um, Gary Cole was also Mike Brady in _The Brady Bunch_ movies. That alone would spoilt it for me. I’m going to have to go with Darth Maul. There’s just something about those tattoos…mmmm yeah. ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694/22 "2004-06-23T05:06:40Z")
Evil Princess Sara from 8-bit theater. ---
**Author:** ![x27](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/7993a0/32.png) [@x27](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x27)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694/23 "2004-06-23T05:35:30Z")
Hannibal, of course. The killer in “Dead Man Walking”, most of all. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694/24 "2004-06-23T05:41:59Z")
The Baroness, from G.I. Joe. A member of the terrorist organization COBRA, she had long, jet-black hair, glasses, a sexy Eastern European accent, and a skintight black leather bodysuit. Needless to say, she was sexier than any of the “good” girls on the G.I. Joe team, and gave a lot of prepubescent boys of the '80s a lot to think about! To this day, I think I can trace a lot of my fantasies and fetishes back to this character. ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694/25 "2004-06-23T06:13:20Z")
[Squeaky Fromme.](http://www.squeakyfromme.org/images/red09.jpg) Somebody on the Boards posted a link to [squeakyfromme.org](http://squeakyfromme.org) a while back. In my defense, she reminds me of someone I knew long ago, but it doesn’t get much wierder than when you realize that you might be feeling something and it’s _Charles Manson’s wife!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![RindaRinda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RindaRinda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RindaRinda)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694/26 "2004-06-23T06:45:05Z")
In that Clive Barker movie _Nightbreed_, there is this mutant with blue skin and tentacly dreadlock hair who likes to eat humans who is somehow just oh so hot. At least, he is a mutated _human_, so I can’t be accused of bestiality. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694/27 "2004-06-23T06:54:02Z")
Micky Knox from Natural Born Killers. I know, I know…what sort of sick twisted person gets turned on by…Woody Harrelson :eek: !? ---
**Author:** ![manx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@manx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manx)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694/28 "2004-06-23T07:27:27Z")
> [@xgxlx](#): > > Spider Jerusalem of Transmetropolitan. I think he pretty much embodies the word “vile.” Oh, can I get an amen! ‘You yuck little man’, I think, as he raves across he page, ‘but god, aren’t you so shaggable’ And another vote for pre-chip Spike. Hot, plus english! Whee! ---
**Author:** ![RandomLetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@RandomLetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandomLetters)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694/29 "2004-06-23T07:37:38Z")
Miho from [Megatokyo.](http://www.megatokyo.com) All hail the Darkly Cute One! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694/30 "2004-06-23T12:00:54Z")
> [@choie](#): > > Related to _Law and Order: SVU_ … Chris Meloni in almost anything, but especially as serial murderer/vicious brute Chris Keller on _Oz_. The guy betrayed and broke both arms of his lover, Tobias Beecher, and still Toby couldn’t keep his hands off him. Who could blame Toby? Keller had chemistry with everyone, male or female, including Sister Pete and the poor putz who fellated him only to get his neck broken for his trouble. > > _Mmm … Keller._ I second that. ---
**Author:** ![Idlewild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@Idlewild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idlewild)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694/31 "2004-06-23T12:04:40Z")
Lucifer, from the comic-book spinoff from the Sandman series. He’s Lucifer. He’s definitely a very… well, bad just doesn’t apply. The embodiment of self-interest, I’d say, and not terribly worried about who gets hurt while he sorts things out. And damn, is he hot. Thirding or fourthing or whatever Angelus but not Angel. Can’t help but love that evil glint. And Spike when he’s truly revolting? Heh, mrrow. Joss Whedon has a way of creating really charismatic bad boys. Heck, even the Mayor had a little something about him… ---
**Author:** ![jinty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dbc845/32.png) [@jinty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jinty)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694/32 "2004-06-23T12:37:46Z")
Princess Aura from the 1980 Flash Gordon flick. She was Ming the Merciless’s daughter. Spoiled, sadistic and fond of black leather and stuff. Played by Ornella Muti, definitely best thing about the movie. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694/33 "2004-06-23T15:27:16Z")
Arnold Vosloo, The Mummy - who would want Brendan Frasier once Vosloo grew all his skin back? Or Randall Flagg, aka The Walking Dude ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694/34 "2004-06-23T15:29:55Z")
Father Clement the sadistic murdering rapist monk in the book **Justine** is real real hot. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694/35 "2004-06-23T15:39:22Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > I’ll admit to thinking Halle Berry’s pretty hot. What, exactly, seems “really revolting” about Halle Berry? For me, it’s the Borg Queen from Star Trek: First Contact. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694/36 "2004-06-23T15:45:59Z")
[Majin Buu](http://www.joysjapanimation.com/videos/images/dbzmajboxb.jpg) from DBZ. Pink. Soft. Squishy. Plus he’s got an ass like jello on springs. Mmmmm. :eek: Yeah, right. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694/37 "2004-06-23T15:52:30Z")
I can trace my lifelong love of the Movie Bad Guy to David Bowie’s role as [Jareth](http://www.astrolog.org/labyrnth/still/l14.gif) in _Labyrinth_. Sure, he’s a liightweight baddie compared to those mentioned in this thread, but for a movie aimed at children/young adults, he was pretty badass. Kidnaps a baby to turn him into a goblin, etc. “Just do as I say, and I will be your slave”? Yes please! And so from Jareth on to… [Stephen Dorff](http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800020665&cf=pg&photoid=151535&intl=us) as Deacon Frost (vampire baddie) in _Blade_. I also have a thing for Darth Maul. [Cyrus Grissom](http://www.crazymofo.com/mofos/archives/000226.shtml) on _Con Air_. [Top Dollar](http://www.crazymofo.com/mofos/archives/000175.shtml) in _The Crow_. ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694/38 "2004-06-23T16:26:53Z")
The Borg queen in **First Contact**. I would have loved to have hacked into Data’s neural net to share the experience when she seduces him. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694/39 "2004-06-23T16:31:58Z")
WHAT THE? What sort of movie villain website doesn’t include Richard B. Riddick? SHEESH! ---
**Author:** ![Sat\_on\_Cookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@Sat\_on\_Cookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sat_on_Cookie)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694/40 "2004-06-23T17:11:19Z")
I don’t know if this is something I should seek help for or what, but virtually every character Jeremy Irons plays gets me all hot and bothered. I mean, he was a total ceep in Damage, was a positive psycho in Double Take (I’m not sure that’s the name – he played umm…slightly off gyno twins), a child molester in Lolita, a villan in Die Hard somethingorother, a possible murderer in Reversal of Fortune…and the list goes on. But, damn, there’s something about him. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-revolting-characters-that-absolutely-turn-you-on/251694.md?page=3)