# really stupid stuff you can't do

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-stuff-you-cant-do/46787>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 22, 2000, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-stuff-you-cant-do/46787 "2000-12-22T00:41:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-stuff-you-cant-do/46787/41 "2000-12-24T22:32:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Morrison’s Lament \*  
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> Hey, weird! I had a dream that I was doing that just last night! I remember being mortally afraid that I would break my neck, like in “Clerks” 😉
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Breaking the neck isn’t the worst part.  
The worst part is what they’re going to put in your grave marker.

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