# Really Stupid Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784 "2003-10-06T01:28:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/1 "2003-10-06T01:28:50Z")
\*\* I cut off my hand: Should I see a doctor? How do I turn off my computer? Does marijuana really make you high, or is it all suggestion? Should Vibrators be Banned? If the South won the Civil War, would there still be Kentucky Fried Chicken? Do My Homework For Me. My cat really likes tuna. My Motherfucking Boss fired me for calling him a Motherfucker. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/2 "2003-10-06T01:56:15Z")
> [@](#): > > I cut off my hand: Should I see a doctor? Um, shouldn’t that be: i kut m hnd of-shud i cadktyr? 😉 How about… Oh shit-maybe I shouldn’t have baked a pan of kitty litter in the oven! ---
**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/3 "2003-10-06T05:50:42Z")
**How do I start a topic?** ---
**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/4 "2003-10-06T07:17:52Z")
“Okay, guys. Here’s the deal. Nobody post in this thread. It’ll be the emptiest thread on the entire board. Maybe we’ll even set some kind of record.” ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/5 "2003-10-06T12:32:10Z")
What does this button do? ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/6 "2003-10-06T12:46:32Z")
How about, in honor of a present thread… **The Funniest Jokes You Don’t Know…** ---
**Author:** ![Nangleator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e19adc/32.png) [@Nangleator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nangleator)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/7 "2003-10-06T12:49:55Z")
“Hey, there are a bunch of other threads about _X_. What’s the deal with _X_, anyway?” ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/8 "2003-10-06T13:07:47Z")
“Teach Me How To Use A Keyboard” ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/9 "2003-10-06T15:44:40Z")
**"What’s with those 1920’s -style death rays anyhow?"** ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/10 "2003-10-06T16:31:38Z")
Does a duck’s quack echo? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/11 "2003-10-06T16:58:43Z")
**Predict the previous poster** **I have 12 other usernames. Can you guess them all?** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/12 "2003-10-06T20:36:28Z")
\*\*Fag jokes and lots of them In defence of pedophilia The goatse.cx appreciation thread H3LO9 F@G07Z M3=L337 H@\>\<0R What does SDMB stand for?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/13 "2003-10-06T20:49:26Z")
I have nothing against (black people, gays, conservatives, liberals, pick a group) but… ---
**Author:** ![Sock\_Munkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/14 "2003-10-06T20:52:09Z")
If a duck quacks but no one is around to hear it does it still echo? ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/15 "2003-10-06T21:06:57Z")
Please don’t even read this thread; much less reply. I want to have the only thread to die with no action whatsoever. (Getting all this in the title is the only real issue) ---
**Author:** ![criminalcatalog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@criminalcatalog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminalcatalog)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/16 "2003-10-06T21:16:47Z")
**My cat just \!** **Pictures of my cat!** **How much do you love your cat??** **I LOVE CATS** and anything similar ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/17 "2003-10-06T23:06:09Z")
**Never mind me, I’m just posting this to see what kind of replies I’ll get** ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/18 "2003-10-06T23:40:42Z")
**I AM AN ATTENTION WHORE!!!1!** **Og commands all your 1920’s burning dogs’ to bring back pie and bases that belong to us** **Verses vs. Vs** **How do I post?** **Medical advice: My leg has gone green and fell off, should I see a doctor?** ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/19 "2003-10-07T00:30:58Z")
**I have a great big pimple on my butt.** **Is sex bad for you?** **Would anyone besides me want to visit an old Roman vomitorium?** **I can fit my wedding ring up my nose** It was? Oh sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/20 "2003-10-07T03:57:34Z")
[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=197284) ones pretty stupid! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784.md?page=2)