# Really Stupid Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784 "2003-10-06T01:28:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/21 "2003-10-07T06:44:29Z")
Looks like you’re alone on that last count, sparky. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/22 "2003-10-07T07:27:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > \*\ ***Predict the previous poster** > \*\* I’m thinking about starting that one now. I bet I’d do well. ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/23 "2003-10-07T09:14:22Z")
**Smeghead** , how do you propose to start that thread? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/24 "2003-10-07T10:21:39Z")
[**I’m I stupid for wishing I was white?**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=215617) ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/25 "2003-10-16T23:55:53Z")
Predict the next lurker. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/26 "2003-10-17T00:25:42Z")
Am I The Only One Who [fill in blank]? LOTR: Anybody Notice That In Scene 248, Frodo’s Shirt Was Tucked In But In Scene 249 It Wasn’t? Was This In The Book? Name My Band. ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Angel\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_Heart)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/27 "2003-10-17T16:35:07Z")
**Cecil is a big fat lame…** **Who wants to date Steve Bartman** **I’ve got a WMD in my pants…** **My dog is acting weird and frothing at the mouth–should I give him a belly rub?** **Could you give me tips on self-induced vomiting?** **Look what I can do with my pet! (Warning TMI)** ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/28 "2003-10-17T18:16:03Z")
I submit 50% of the current front page threads in Cafe Society. People seem to have forgotten that _money_ is the sincerest form of flattery. ---
**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/29 "2003-10-17T19:12:35Z")
“Guess My Username” ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/30 "2003-10-17T20:25:21Z")
**Help Me Kill My [fill in the blank]** ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/31 "2003-10-17T20:38:33Z")
**How are you celebrating Hilter’s birthday?** **TMI! TMI! Hey…that sounds like TIMMY…TIMMAAHHH…HAHAHAHA!!** **!daerhT drawkcaB A roF emiT** **Should we really allow women outside the house?** **Which smilie do you like best?** :eek: **or** 😛 **?** ---
**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/32 "2003-10-17T20:39:16Z")
Best \< Fill in the Blank \> Lines ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/33 "2003-10-17T20:47:07Z")
Erveyoen cna siltl reda thsi! ---
**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/34 "2003-10-17T20:49:33Z")
Help me name my penis! * * * Jesus loves you, but I’m his favorite! ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/35 "2003-10-17T21:15:54Z")
**Hey lesbos! Does this make you hot?** ---
**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/36 "2003-10-17T21:35:11Z")
**Talk about the illegal things you are planning to do in the near future!** ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/37 "2003-10-17T21:45:34Z")
This thing I found inside my rectum (part 5) ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/38 "2003-10-17T22:36:31Z")
My SO makes me sooo mad!!! Am I totally without a clue? What’s the number for 911? Aren’t little goats kids? What’s with this cub goat? OMFG! I heard the word “chablis” in a country song!!! I went to Choir Practice for a month, and my back still hurts. Who’s this Jeebus guy??? ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/39 "2003-10-17T22:46:59Z")
This \ happened! Can you believe \? You won’t belive what just happened!\ -I know it’s important to report because it’s devestating/shocking, and this forum is here where i hear most of what’s going on, but opening a couple of threads on the same subject without anything new to add… Or re-opening old threads of 2 or more years ago…creat a link! ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784/40 "2003-10-17T22:53:18Z")
better yet: I’m drunk right now! thread _which i am right now, so ecuse if i offended anyone_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/really-stupid-threads/205784.md?page=3)