# reason number umptillion why I hate Windows

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reason-number-umptillion-why-i-hate-windows/565991>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 31, 2010, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reason-number-umptillion-why-i-hate-windows/565991 "2010-12-31T21:18:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reason-number-umptillion-why-i-hate-windows/565991/1 "2010-12-31T21:18:57Z")

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On my new work laptop running Windows 7, I log on this morning with no problem (same as I’ve been doing for a few weeks now), create a second user account, log off, log on as the other user, log off, try to logon as the main Administrator user again, and I get the message  
“The User Profile Service service failed the logon. User profile cannot be loaded.”

AAAAGGHHH!

Good news is that after Googling I found the simple 24-step process to fix the problem. :rolleyes: Hope it works.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reason-number-umptillion-why-i-hate-windows/565991/2 "2010-12-31T21:27:41Z")

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> [@Arnold\_Winkelried](#):
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> On my new work laptop running Windows 7, I log on this morning with no problem (same as I’ve been doing for a few weeks now), create a second user account, log off, log on as the other user, log off, try to logon as the main Administrator user again, and I get the message  
> “The User Profile Service service failed the logon. User profile cannot be loaded.”
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> AAAAGGHHH!
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> Good news is that after Googling I found the simple 24-step process to fix the problem. :rolleyes: Hope it works.

I’ve been running Win7 since June and that happened one time. Rebooted and had no trouble, then or since.

Did you try restarting?

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reason-number-umptillion-why-i-hate-windows/565991/3 "2010-12-31T21:50:19Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> Did you try restarting?

Yes. Did not fix the problem.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reason-number-umptillion-why-i-hate-windows/565991/4 "2011-01-01T17:49:07Z")

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The fix was actually not that hard once I remembered I had a second administrator account on the machine, a simple bit of registry editing and I was able to logon again under my usual account. But if I didn’t have a second administrator account, it looks like it would have been difficult. Makes me wonder what other unexpected things can happen that will lock me out of my account.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reason-number-umptillion-why-i-hate-windows/565991/5 "2011-01-01T17:53:53Z")

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You probably failed to face the Northwest and bow to Bill first thing in the morning. I do it every morning and I never have problems.

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**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reason-number-umptillion-why-i-hate-windows/565991/6 "2011-01-01T17:54:32Z")

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> [@Arnold\_Winkelried](#):
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> The fix was actually not that hard once I remembered I had a second administrator account on the machine, a simple bit of registry editing and I was able to logon again under my usual account. But if I didn’t have a second administrator account, it looks like it would have been difficult. Makes me wonder what other unexpected things can happen that will lock me out of my account.

Once I logged into Windows 7 at home normally, and the OS dutifully informed me that I am using a counterfeit version, and asks me to get a real key.

Considering that my copy of Win7 is legit, I will be extremely pissed if my key wasn’t recognized and I am kicked off out from my own computer.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reason-number-umptillion-why-i-hate-windows/565991/7 "2011-01-01T17:58:53Z")

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By the way, I was accused in another thread of unprovoked Windows bashing, so I want to let people know that in general Windows 7 is a good operating system, and I don’t mean to pick on the fine programmers at Microsoft, who I’m sure have a tough job of supporting a zillion different hardware configurations.  
I don’t really hate Windows.

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**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reason-number-umptillion-why-i-hate-windows/565991/8 "2011-01-01T18:32:00Z")

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I guess I have to ask- if there are umpteen million things you hate about Windows, why keep using it? maybe a Mac would be more to your liking.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reason-number-umptillion-why-i-hate-windows/565991/9 "2011-01-02T00:48:10Z")

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This is at work where I don’t have a choice. At home I use a Mac.

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**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reason-number-umptillion-why-i-hate-windows/565991/10 "2011-01-02T00:55:52Z")

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> [@Arnold\_Winkelried](#):
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> By the way, I was accused in another thread of unprovoked Windows bashing, so I want to let people know that in general Windows 7 is a good operating system, and I don’t mean to pick on the fine programmers at Microsoft, who I’m sure have a tough job of supporting a zillion different hardware configurations.  
> I don’t really hate Windows.

Heck, I think MOST of the established lore is no longer true:

1. Windows isn’t a buggy, rebooting mess
2. Apples don’t use a one-button mouse

That said, the Wife’s Acer, which came native with Windows 7, needs a garbage collection reboot once every four days or so.

But to balance things out, the G4 Mac Mini I just inherited is a PIG!

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**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reason-number-umptillion-why-i-hate-windows/565991/11 "2011-01-02T01:08:30Z")

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> [@Arnold\_Winkelried](#):
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> This is at work where I don’t have a choice. At home I use a Mac.

are you on a domain at work? if so, the issue you’re talking about might have to do with the network setup rather than Windows itself. I don’t know if it’s been addressed, but recent versions of OS X (or the Finder within) have had real problems shitting the bed when on a domain and a network resource disappears.

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> That said, the Wife’s Acer, which came native with Windows 7, needs a garbage collection reboot once every four days or so.

find out what program is causing the problem and fix it. My desktop and netbook go weeks w/o reboots, and then nearly always only for Patch Tuesday.

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**Author:** ![dzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dzero)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reason-number-umptillion-why-i-hate-windows/565991/12 "2011-01-02T05:51:23Z")

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I used to hate Windows, but I’ve been successfully rehabilitated. I could tell you how, but I don’t like to think about it.

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**Author:** ![GusNSpot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gusnspot/32/436_2.png) [@GusNSpot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GusNSpot)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reason-number-umptillion-why-i-hate-windows/565991/13 "2011-01-02T06:13:07Z")

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As long as XP-PRO continues top do what I need, I will wait for the bugs to mostly get killed before I build another puter.

I can afford a Mac. I also like to play with the innards of puters so much I do not even have them in a case.

[I do it my way!!!](http://picasaweb.google.com/Dragon43/ComputersOnTheWall#)

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**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reason-number-umptillion-why-i-hate-windows/565991/14 "2011-01-02T08:34:47Z")

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> [@](#):
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> As long as XP-PRO continues top do what I need, I will wait for the bugs to mostly get killed before I build another puter.

that’s not going to happen. it’ll just be unsupported in another couple years (it’s already past mainstream support.)

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reason-number-umptillion-why-i-hate-windows/565991/15 "2011-01-02T15:10:40Z")

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> [@jz78817](#):
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> are you on a domain at work? if so, the issue you’re talking about might have to do with the network setup rather than Windows itself.

I don’t know if this caused it. I usually log on to the domain, and I was logged on to the domain when I created the new user, but the new user was a local user, I don’t have permissions to add users to the domain. In any case, If something goes wrong creating a new local user, I would expect the error would cause the new local user to be unable to log on to the machine; I would **not** expect that the new local user would be OK but the existing domain user was totally unable to logon again.
