# reckless living (not for impressionable children)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 26, 2002, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869 "2002-11-26T12:21:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/1 "2002-11-26T12:21:53Z")

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Last night, I was pretty tired.  
I decided (this was a well thought out decision) to not use a topcoat on my nail polish.  
-Babs, living la vida loca

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/2 "2002-11-26T12:30:36Z")

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You go, girl!

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**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/3 "2002-11-26T12:37:58Z")

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:eek: Call the Revlon swat team!!!

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/4 "2002-11-26T12:58:38Z")

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I was nutty this morning and didn’t blow dry my hair.  
Let’s hear it for living life on the wild side!

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/5 "2002-11-26T13:03:47Z")

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i couldn’t find matching socks…

i’m wearing one black, and one that’s a very very very very very very dark navy  
🙂

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/6 "2002-11-26T13:04:16Z")

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I’m wearing two different kinds of socks today. They’re both white, and they both have vertical ribbings. But one is in sets of 6 ribs and the other is sets of 8 ribs.

I control my destiny. I am my own fashion statement.

I’m too lazy to dig further into the laundry basket.

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**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/7 "2002-11-26T13:12:50Z")

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Honestly, if anyone calls my boss about this, I’ll be forced to quit lickety split.

BUT.

I think this lipliner is more than one shade off from my lipstick. I’m going straight to the cults.

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/8 "2002-11-26T13:14:11Z")

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I have, on occasion, opened a package at the end that says “open at other end”.

Sometimes, when the voice says “leave a message after the tone”, I don’t.

And once, I squeezed the Charmin.

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**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/9 "2002-11-26T14:02:23Z")

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Anarchy! Craziness!

When will you people grow up and follow The Rules? They’re there for a reason you know.

I had birthday cake for breakfast today.  
-Rue.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/10 "2002-11-26T14:10:23Z")

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That’s nothing! I had pizza for breakfast the other day… and I _heated it up_!! No cold pizza for me, let me tell you!

And this morning… driving to work… I changed lanes without signalling!

Oh, yes, I’m a wild rebel, I am!

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**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/11 "2002-11-26T14:25:25Z")

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Pikers.

This morning I got _extra cheese_ in my cheese grits.

AND I drank a soda instead of water.

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Magic8ball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Miss\_Magic8ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Magic8ball)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/12 "2002-11-26T14:27:06Z")

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This morning, when I got up to go tothe bathroom, I didn’t put my robe on. I just ran in my birthday suit. 😮

ANDI didn’t wash my tongue when I brused my teeth.

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**Author:** ![DaToad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@DaToad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaToad)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/13 "2002-11-26T14:49:58Z")

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Hah! This past weekend I removed the tags from the pillows and mattress and I added bleach directly to the water in the washer instead of using the dispenser. This morning I drove through a parking lot to avoid a traffic signal and then when I got to work I parked in “visitors” parking. And I’m wearing underwear with holes in them.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/14 "2002-11-26T15:00:53Z")

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What exactly is a top coat, and what purpose does it serve other than making the nail polish so thick that it peels off easily?

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/15 "2002-11-26T15:01:35Z")

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I can beat you all.

I’m working, and I’m nursing my baby. And with no blanket or other cover. In fact, I don’t even have a blouse on! :eek:

Okay, okay, I work from home. But I had ya going with my tale of rebellion, didn’t I? Didn’t I?!?!

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/16 "2002-11-26T15:35:01Z")

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Breakfast this morning: Jujyfruits and ginger tea.

I’m just kooky, I tells ya!

🙂

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/17 "2002-11-26T15:45:44Z")

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And to think I thought this was IMPORTANT!

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**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/18 "2002-11-26T15:50:46Z")

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This morning, I lathered and rinsed … but I didn’t repeat.

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**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/19 "2002-11-26T17:18:54Z")

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I didn’t secure the velcro thingie at the neck of my gown when I was in the BSL 3.

😕

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**Author:** ![Kraig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/977dab/32.png) [@Kraig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kraig)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/20 "2002-11-26T17:26:17Z")

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The ladies will be mad at me for this one, but as I recall, I did forget to put the seat down on the stool this morning.

Not to mention my wife being mad!

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