# reckless living (not for impressionable children)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 26, 2002, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869 "2002-11-26T12:21:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/81 "2002-11-28T12:07:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rue DeDay \*  
> \*\*The dishwasher has been clean since yesterday… I just talk a clean dish out \*\*

Now that’s a talent that might get you a [FOX](http://fox.com/30secondstofame/) special.

I had a ham ‘n’ cheese sandwhich with three slices of **both** ham _and_ cheese.

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**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2002, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/82 "2002-11-28T22:36:06Z")

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I’m recording today’s Cowboys games without written permission from the National Football League.

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**Author:** ![Bullwinkle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Bullwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/83 "2002-11-29T06:05:02Z")

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I sometimes click “I agree” without reading the license agreement.

Also, one time I shot the mailman and served him to my in-laws for Thanksgiving dinner.

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/84 "2002-11-29T13:53:40Z")

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Last night, I ate, by myself and at one sitting, half of a pecan pie. And I slept till 8:15 this morning.

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/85 "2002-11-29T20:29:52Z")

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I didn’t take the garbage out last night.  
I had to take it to work and threw it in the dumpster today.

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reckless-living-not-for-impressionable-children/138869/86 "2002-11-29T20:31:17Z")

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throw\*

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