Recommend a Mac or other computer for elderly computer user?

I can’t tell what post this is supposed to be a parody of. At least I’m hoping it’s a parody. I’d hate to think some Best Buy manager will get to pwn someone so easily. At least make them work for it a little.

Edited to add: Oh, wait, obvious zombie troll was not as obvious as I would have hoped. Guess I got zwned.