# Recommend a new user name for me.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 17, 2005, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122 "2005-01-17T01:48:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122/1 "2005-01-17T01:48:44Z")

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I think this is the correct forum.  
I’ve been here for awhile now and many know my posting style, politics, wit :rolleyes: , sarcasm and biting sense of humor. Some may also know the rough side of me. 😃

So, that said, I’m thinking of changing my Dopername to something a little more fitting than a word used for a casual golfer. From what I understand you’re allowed a one-time change. (Not sure if anyone’s done this before so no idea if it’s a legal thread. Close it if not, please.)

Any and all suggestions will be considered. (Well, maybe not all. Depends on what kind of mood **Dio** , **Reeder** and **elucidator** are in when they offer a new one) 😉

So how about it? Any ideas what would fit me better?

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122/2 "2005-01-17T02:15:48Z")

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BTW, Bat Shit Crazy Guy and all other variations of such are disqualified. 😛

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122/3 "2005-01-17T02:20:39Z")

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Mr. Tee

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**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122/4 "2005-01-17T02:21:22Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> BTW, Bat Shit Crazy Guy and all other variations of such are disqualified. 😛

Oh.

…  
well, I got nothing.  
😃

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122/5 "2005-01-17T02:25:39Z")

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Chicken Of Bristol

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**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122/6 "2005-01-17T02:25:52Z")

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I would keep it as it is…I think you’re very recognizable even to apolitical people (like me). But if you’re intent on changing it, well, I got no suggestions. Sorry.

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**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122/7 "2005-01-17T02:26:35Z")

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Libertarian.

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122/8 "2005-01-17T02:52:46Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Chicken Of Bristol

I’m almost afraid to ask…

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122/9 "2005-01-17T03:01:58Z")

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Slice

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122/10 "2005-01-17T03:08:25Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> I’m almost afraid to ask…

Monty Python reference (Holy Grail: Sir Robin very nearly stood up to the (giant) Chicken of Bristol.

Duffer no good? What about Codger? Cheney’s Codpiece? Buffer? Duff Diver?

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122/11 "2005-01-17T03:25:21Z")

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Too late for [Atomic Badge Racing](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122/12 "2005-01-17T03:39:23Z")

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While I only use **casey1505** , I own the rights to **casey1358** through **casey2937**. Have at any one of the others, though.

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**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122/13 "2005-01-17T03:57:56Z")

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Turd Ferguson?

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122/14 "2005-01-17T05:00:07Z")

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How about:

**Go Pack!**  
**Lambeau Leap**  
**The Vikings Can Kiss My Ass**

or more golf names:

**Mulligan**  
**Play It As It Lies**  
**On In One**

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122/15 "2005-01-17T14:40:08Z")

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There was a thread around here recently with potential user names, perhaps you could find something there?

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122/16 "2005-01-17T14:44:55Z")

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How about **Fore Play**? (If that’s allowed) … I mean as a user name, I wasn’t asking for some.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122/17 "2005-01-17T14:46:30Z")

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**Rufus A. Cobb**

**Lord Golamitey**

**Roger Roundley** \*

[sub]\*Roger Roundley is a name I plan to use in a film sometime.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Optihut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/edb3f5/32.png) [@Optihut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Optihut)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122/18 "2005-01-17T19:19:17Z")

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I’d stick with Duffer. Let’s face it, Bumblebee just wasn’t as cool anymore when he was called Goldbug.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122/19 "2005-01-17T20:13:52Z")

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\*\*Masterbating GayBabyWhale \*\*

🙂

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-a-new-user-name-for-me/285122/20 "2005-01-17T20:16:47Z")

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[Lurkers look here for suggestions](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5581292#post5581292)

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