# Recommend me some Sex Lube!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-me-some-sex-lube/450986>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 29, 2008, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-me-some-sex-lube/450986 "2008-05-29T04:25:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-me-some-sex-lube/450986/21 "2008-05-29T22:01:26Z")

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I’ve used the O’My flavored and Wet Ultra (or whatever, it’s in a black package), but I went back to Wet Light.

I keep meaning to try Astroglide, but haven’t quite recovered from seeing it for sale in Target, which really freaked me out.

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-me-some-sex-lube/450986/22 "2008-05-29T22:31:36Z")

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Cum from one or more people.

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-me-some-sex-lube/450986/23 "2008-05-30T02:16:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Shagnasty]  
Cum from one or more people.  
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Doper Name. Post. Dude…that’s sick. 😃

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**Author:** ![bathsheba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@bathsheba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bathsheba)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-me-some-sex-lube/450986/24 "2008-05-30T02:26:12Z")

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We used to import the ID products into Australia. They never took off because of the cost associated with freight etc. but they are by far the superior product, especially Millenium.

Just keep it away from tiled surfaces/baths because you don’t want to be explaining how your nasty accident occurred to an ER doctor.

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**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-me-some-sex-lube/450986/25 "2008-05-30T03:09:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Shagnasty]  
Cum from one or more people.  
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I’m guessing there’s a bizarre rural Louisiana story that goes with this comment…

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-me-some-sex-lube/450986/26 "2008-05-30T05:44:28Z")

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[QUOTE=KneadToKnow]  
I keep meaning to try Astroglide, but haven’t quite recovered from seeing it for sale in Target, which really freaked me out.  
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“So my mom and I were shopping… and she puts something in the cart, real discreetly, and I look, and it’s a huge tube of KY jelly. ICK. So I wait until she’s all the way down the aisle, and I yell, ‘MOM!! DON’T FORCE YOUR SEXUALITY ON _ME_!!’ She didn’t even miss a beat, she just turned around and went, ‘I have a coupon!’” - Suzanne Westenhoefer

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**Author:** ![thetruthisoutthere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e274bd/32.png) [@thetruthisoutthere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thetruthisoutthere)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-me-some-sex-lube/450986/27 "2008-05-30T19:00:37Z")

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Ann Summers is great - “slide and ride”, “pump and hump”. They also sell a bubble gum flavoured - yum!

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**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-me-some-sex-lube/450986/28 "2008-05-30T19:17:08Z")

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I like the [Pjur Eros Bodyglide](http://www.pjurusa.com/lube-eros.html) - it feels fantastic, doesn’t get sticky and you usually don’t need to reapply, which is nice. Great for anal.

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**Author:** ![Hogwash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e57/32.png) [@Hogwash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogwash)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-me-some-sex-lube/450986/29 "2008-05-30T19:18:28Z")

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I wouldn’t fucking know.

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**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-me-some-sex-lube/450986/30 "2008-05-30T20:53:38Z")

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Extra Virgin Olive oil. Really, give it a try. And it taste good and you can cook with it later.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-me-some-sex-lube/450986/31 "2008-05-30T21:18:01Z")

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[QUOTE=gravitycrash]  
Extra Virgin Olive oil. Really, give it a try. And it taste good and you can cook with it later.  
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Honey, have a squat over this fryin’ pan real quick, my chicken’s stickin’.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-me-some-sex-lube/450986/32 "2008-05-30T21:26:58Z")

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[QUOTE=gravitycrash]  
Extra Virgin Olive oil. Really, give it a try. And it taste good and you can cook with it later.  
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Most well-veiled pan-fried semen reference yet.

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**Author:** ![NajaNivea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NajaNivea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaNivea)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2008, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-me-some-sex-lube/450986/33 "2008-05-31T01:05:21Z")

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[QUOTE=KneadToKnow]  
Most well-veiled pan-fried semen reference yet.  
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This just in: ginger ale in your sinuses hurts!  
😃

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2008, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-me-some-sex-lube/450986/34 "2008-05-31T01:30:36Z")

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Just try using it as a sex lube.

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-me-some-sex-lube/450986/35 "2008-05-31T02:07:36Z")

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[QUOTE=bump]  
I’m guessing there’s a bizarre rural Louisiana story that goes with this comment…  
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Sadly, I have tried to cum up with a related story but it has failed. My story library is extensive but not exhaustive and I can only report on things I know first hand.

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