# Recommend some online weirdness for Thea **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 17, 2004, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480 "2004-04-17T03:46:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480/1 "2004-04-17T03:46:34Z")
I have exhausted the entertainment possibilities of [disinfo.com](http://disinfo.com). I have thoroughly perused Demonbuster and the website formerly known as Baalamm’s Ass. Bob Larson Ministries doesn’t get me there anymore. I’ve listened to all of the cool 66/40 archived programs. Jack Chick has lost his edge. I need new sources of weirdness, especially religious weirdness. Bonus points if there’s audio playable on RealPlayer or Windows Media Player. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480/2 "2004-04-17T04:08:27Z")
**THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK** ht tp://www.ebaums [world.com/thesmurfs.shtml](http://world.com/thesmurfs.shtml) **DO NOT USE THIS AT WORK** This is the “Lost Smurf” cartoon. I’ve embedded spaces in the url so that it can’t be directly linked. If you’re interested, though, cut and past it, deleting the embedded spaces. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480/3 "2004-04-17T04:28:09Z")
[www.illwillpress.com](http://www.illwillpress.com) Face my Squirrely WRATH! ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480/4 "2004-04-17T04:30:37Z")
[http://www.timecube.com](http://www.timecube.com) A classic kook. [Uh…](http://www.geocities.co.jp/AnimeComic-Pen/9445/f003.swf) It’s Flash and it’s noisy. Possible not safe for work (extremely pixelated nudity.) [A Flash kinda choose-your-own-adventure kinda game](http://www.atrianglemorning.com/games/which.php) . It takes some finding, but there’s actually a best ending. Probably not safe for work (sound, presence of hand-drawn flash nipple SOMEWHERE in there) ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480/5 "2004-04-17T05:02:08Z")
You might look into the basement of [Warehouse 23](http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/) and see oodles and oodles of random items for use in any especially weird role-playing game (RPG). Text only, but some of that stuff is pretty inventive. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480/6 "2004-04-17T05:22:11Z")
How about “America’s best Christian” [Betty Bowers](http://www.bettybowers.com/) and her Christian Crack Whore Ministry amongst other things? ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480/7 "2004-04-17T15:50:28Z")
In the tradition of The Onion, [www.larknews.com](http://www.larknews.com) - an evangelical Christian news parody site that is actually funny also, Thea, if I recall correctly, you’re Orthodox- there is another parody site called The Onion Dome which is Orthodox news. Also, google on “Ivan Stang” and “Church of the Sub-Genius”. [www.watch.pair.com](http://www.watch.pair.com) also- it’s meta paranoid End-Times fundyism (apparently the plot is to set up a fake AntiChrist system that will be destroyed by the real AntiChrist system & the real AC will claim to be Christ returned to destroyed the AC)- a “Passion of the Christ” article on the site claims 3 of the women cast are porn actresses AND LINKS TO NAKED PICS OF THEM (with the disclaimer that only mature women should go to these sites only for research purposes). ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480/8 "2004-04-17T15:53:50Z")
> **[The Onion Dome](https://theoniondome.com/)** > > Gently Tweaking Orthodox Noses since 2002 ---
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480/9 "2004-04-17T16:50:10Z")
> [@Tentacle Monster](#): > > [A Flash kinda choose-your-own-adventure kinda game](http://www.atrianglemorning.com/games/which.php) . It takes some finding, but there’s actually a best ending. Probably not safe for work (sound, presence of hand-drawn flash nipple SOMEWHERE in there) How do you know if/when you’ve found the best ending? Does it actually tell you it’s the best ending? (The best I’ve reached is the one where you get a ship and sail off onto the sea - though any ending where you aren’t actually torn to pieces by a mythological creature, or end up as a zombie, has to be considered a good ending.) ---
**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480/10 "2004-04-17T19:21:51Z")
[The Hodge-Podge Transformer](http://www.backtable.org/~blade/fnord/hodge.html) [The Museum of Unnatural Mystery](http://unmuseum.mus.pa.us/unmuseum.htm) [The Kook’s Museum](http://home.pacifier.com/~dkossy/kooksmus.html) [Quintessence of the Loon](http://www.ratbags.com/loon/list01.htm) [Horkulated](http://www.horkulated.com/index.php) [The Meme Pool](http://www.memepool.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480/11 "2004-04-17T19:32:41Z")
> [@Earl Snake-Hips Tucker](#): > > **THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK** > > ht tp://www.ebaums [world.com/thesmurfs.shtml](http://world.com/thesmurfs.shtml) > > **DO NOT USE THIS AT WORK** > > This is the “Lost Smurf” cartoon. I’ve embedded spaces in the url so that it can’t be directly linked. If you’re interested, though, cut and past it, deleting the embedded spaces. That…was…I…it…uh… ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480/12 "2004-04-17T19:35:11Z")
That’d be the one, **sofis**. At least, I haven’t found a better ending. The Castlevania one is probably pretty close, though. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480/13 "2004-04-17T20:15:25Z")
[For Sale by Mental Patient](http://home.total.net/~fishnet/) it hasn’t been updated for a long time, i think Mr Mental Patient may have finally escaped, pity, i was looking forward to a Toothcrafted Coffee Mug ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480/14 "2004-04-17T20:27:28Z")
> [@Tentacle Monster](#): > > That’d be the one, **sofis**. At least, I haven’t found a better ending. The Castlevania one is probably pretty close, though. Right, I can stop looking ;). ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480/15 "2004-04-17T20:48:24Z")
My step-sister has been asked to sing at my cousing wedding and we were trying to come up with the worst songs we could: Don’t marry her have me- The Beautiful South PLease relase me (let me go)- Englebert Humperdink Those are just two of what we came up with, any ideas from dopers are more than welcome ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480/16 "2004-04-17T20:49:59Z")
argh mods can you delete that is was meant to be a new thread… ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480/17 "2004-04-20T13:18:44Z")
> [@Fish](#): > > You might look into the basement of [Warehouse 23](http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/) and see oodles and oodles of random items for use in any especially weird role-playing game (RPG). Text only, but some of that stuff is pretty inventive. Thank you, kind sir-or-madam! The Warehouse had been offline for the longest time, and I’d almost given up hope of it returning… and then you linked it and I checked, hoping against hope that it had been restored… and indeed, it had. My online sources of weirdness? Aside from a metric slew of webcomics, I do peruse [Fark.com](http://Fark.com) for it’s occasional weird news items. And Somethingawful’s Photoshop Phridays are often strange and ever-so-slightly demented. ---
**Author:** ![Vision\_of\_Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Vision\_of\_Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vision_of_Love)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480/18 "2004-04-20T13:26:12Z")
A Myst-style Flash game: [http://www.emphaze.com/games/mgDemo](http://www.emphaze.com/games/mgDemo) The English isn’t very good but the game’s still fun. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480/19 "2004-04-20T13:55:03Z")
> [@Thea Logica](#): > > …I need new sources of weirdness, especially religious weirdness. > > Bonus points if there’s audio playable on RealPlayer or Windows Media Player. I’m not sure whether this one has already been posted. Apologies if so, but, hey, at least replying to this thread lets me keep up to date with it for my own amusement. 🙂 [http://www.av1611.org/nkjv.html](http://www.av1611.org/nkjv.html) ---
**Author:** ![Aragowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/da6949/32.png) [@Aragowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aragowyn)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recommend-some-online-weirdness-for-thea/240480/20 "2004-04-20T16:59:34Z")
No flash ani, no sound, just text, but a very highly addictive time waster for some (with a religious bent to boot): [Confessions, categorized by the 7 deadly sins](http://www.notproud.com/confessed.php)