# Recovering embezzled monkeys illegally gambled away

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recovering-embezzled-monkeys-illegally-gambled-away/587029>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 27, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recovering-embezzled-monkeys-illegally-gambled-away/587029 "2011-06-27T15:43:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/recovering-embezzled-monkeys-illegally-gambled-away/587029/21 "2011-06-29T21:04:34Z")

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> [@cjepson](#):
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> For Heaven’s sake, let’s get this thread back on track, people!
> 
> If you’ll recall, the thread topic is “ **Recovering** embezzled monkeys illegally gambled away.” All I have to say on the subject is this:
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> You will NEVER recover your monkeys. All your monkeys are belong to US. You can have my monkeys when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers!

Get your stinking paws off of my damned dirty ape!

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