# Rectal sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 17, 2007, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rectal-sex/392617 "2007-02-17T15:11:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rectal-sex/392617/21 "2007-02-17T21:29:41Z")
[QUOTE=dahfisheroo] Recccccccccccctallllllllllllllll SEX! Ding, ding. [/QUOTE] How does one hold the “c” sound for an extended time? I’ve tried over and over and really can’t do it. I get the initial “k” sound, then the rest sounds like a leaky “h” sound. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rectal-sex/392617/22 "2007-02-17T22:05:24Z")
:dubious: Now wait a minute. The labia is the outer lips of the female genital. Not the opening to the vagina, whereas the anus is the opening of the rectum. Labial sex would be closer to frottage. On the other hand I don’t know a word for the actual opening of the the vagina (other than “oh baby”). bete “who enjoys being pedantic when she’s not getting any” noir ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rectal-sex/392617/23 "2007-02-17T22:31:44Z")
[QUOTE=OpalCat] How does one hold the “c” sound for an extended time? I’ve tried over and over and really can’t do it. I get the initial “k” sound, then the rest sounds like a leaky “h” sound. [/QUOTE] It is more of the ‘eh’ sound, but if I was going to try to write it that way, it would looked like this: Reeeeeeeeeeectalllllllll SEX. Which now looks like something you’d do with a guinea pig. Reet, reet. See my dilemma? ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rectal-sex/392617/24 "2007-02-17T22:57:07Z")
[QUOTE=dahfisheroo] Which now looks like something you’d do with a guinea pig. Reet, reet. See my dilemma? [/QUOTE] Well, if you’re doing that with guinea pigs you surely do have quite a problem there. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rectal-sex/392617/25 "2007-02-17T23:03:31Z")
[QUOTE=OpalCat] How does one hold the “c” sound for an extended time? I’ve tried over and over and really can’t do it. I get the initial “k” sound, then the rest sounds like a leaky “h” sound. [/QUOTE] My guess is it sounds a lot like Popeye laughing. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rectal-sex/392617/26 "2007-02-18T00:43:34Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] :dubious: Now wait a minute. The labia is the outer lips of the female genital. Not the opening to the vagina, whereas the anus is the opening of the rectum. Labial sex would be closer to frottage. On the other hand I don’t know a word for the actual opening of the the vagina (other than “oh baby”). bete “who enjoys being pedantic when she’s not getting any” noir [/QUOTE] Vulval sex? ---
**Author:** ![Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rectal-sex/392617/27 "2007-02-18T01:43:50Z")
Although Many Faith’s decry anything but standard penis/vagina sex as “sinful” more enlighted faiths are being formed which can more fully encompass the entire realm of human sexual interaction. The ones dealing with sexual activity involving the “Bottom” (its proper scientific medical name, btw) are of course “Fundament-alists”, although many of the more traditional faiths call them Rectal Sects Runs away, hiding from Og’s righteous wrath, and more importantly, your’s… regards FML ---
**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rectal-sex/392617/28 "2007-02-18T02:53:37Z")
[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip] My guess is it sounds a lot like Popeye laughing. [/QUOTE] I’m dyin’ here…HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rectal-sex/392617/29 "2007-02-18T11:38:24Z")
[QUOTE=Jake] Actuallly, the best part of “rectal intercourse” is the wide eyed expression on the woman as it goes in! 🙂 [/QUOTE] Wait a minute–you can do that with _women_, too? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rectal-sex/392617/30 "2007-02-18T11:47:36Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] :dubious: Now wait a minute. The labia is the outer lips of the female genital. Not the opening to the vagina, whereas the anus is the opening of the rectum. Labial sex would be closer to frottage. On the other hand I don’t know a word for the actual opening of the the vagina (other than “oh baby”). bete “who enjoys being pedantic when she’s not getting any” noir [/QUOTE] There’s honestly no fancy medical term for it. It’s called the “vaginal opening”. _yawn_ \*\*Why \*\*“who had exactly the same thought as \*\*betenoir \*\*upon reading the OP and checked her anatomy textbook and several online medical sites just to be sure” **Not**. ---
**Author:** ![Hirundo82](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/919ad9/32.png) [@Hirundo82](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hirundo82)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rectal-sex/392617/31 "2007-02-18T17:41:41Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] There’s honestly no fancy medical term for it. It’s called the “vaginal opening”. _yawn_ \*\*Why \*\*“who had exactly the same thought as \*\*betenoir \*\*upon reading the OP and checked her anatomy textbook and several online medical sites just to be sure” **Not**. [/QUOTE] You could call it the [vaginal introitus](http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=8841), or just the introitus. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rectal-sex/392617/32 "2007-02-18T17:59:31Z")
[QUOTE=Hirundo82] You could call it the [vaginal introitus](http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=8841), or just the introitus. [/QUOTE] Hmm … maybe the act should be called “introitus course.” Or, to save time, “intercourse.” Just a WAG. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rectal-sex/392617/33 "2007-02-19T00:35:48Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] \*\*Why \*\*“who had exactly the same thought as \*\*betenoir \*\*upon reading the OP and checked her anatomy textbook and several online medical sites just to be sure” **Not**. [/QUOTE] Well, that’s why you’re not getting any either. Girls love guys with reference skills. ---
**Author:** ![TheBaptiste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@TheBaptiste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheBaptiste)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rectal-sex/392617/34 "2007-02-19T02:38:49Z")
I always like butt sex or IDB, and balloon knot sex just takes the cake. ---
**Author:** ![OBJECTION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/fbc32d/32.png) [@OBJECTION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OBJECTION)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rectal-sex/392617/35 "2007-02-19T04:55:29Z")
[QUOTE=jcheckwood] I always like butt sex… [/QUOTE] I’ll second “buttsex”. As any good [slasher](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slash_fiction) will tell you, it anagrams from “[subtext](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subtext)”! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rectal-sex/392617.md?page=1)