# Red One movie trailer someone needs a paycheck

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** movies\
**Created:** [June 30, 2024, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-one-movie-trailer-someone-needs-a-paycheck/1003523 "2024-06-30T10:00:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2024, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-one-movie-trailer-someone-needs-a-paycheck/1003523/21 "2024-07-01T04:22:13Z")

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Fair.

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**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-one-movie-trailer-someone-needs-a-paycheck/1003523/22 "2024-07-02T03:16:16Z")

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Okay, I’ll be the odd ball. I’ll watch it. Hell, if ZakGirl wants to, I’ll see it in the theater. I love Dwayne Johnson in silly roles and Chris Evans in a comedic role is a bonus. It’ll be silly and stupid, but it won’t be the worst 2 hours I’ve ever spent.

Plus, it’s NOT a sequel or a reboot of an existing franchise and I feel like I should support those. Let’s let Hollywood take some chances again - otherwise we’re stuck with “Despicable Me 19” vs. “Inside Out - Menopause” vs, “Bad Boys 9” and then we’ll complain about how all we see is sequels.

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**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-one-movie-trailer-someone-needs-a-paycheck/1003523/23 "2024-07-02T22:32:28Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> ETA: the Christmas theme would turn off action movie fans and the violence would turn off Christmas movie fans. I mean I am a 4th or 5th grade boy in my taste sometimes, and would not watch that.

Christmas themed action movies are having a moment. I don’t think Christmas turns off action movie fans.  
We get just had “Violent Night” and “Silent Night” last year. “Fatman” just a few years before that.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-one-movie-trailer-someone-needs-a-paycheck/1003523/24 "2024-07-02T22:52:06Z")

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John McClane would like a word with all those whipper-snappers…

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-one-movie-trailer-someone-needs-a-paycheck/1003523/25 "2024-07-03T00:24:20Z")

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I’ve only seen the trailers for those, but they don’t look nearly as stupid. I could be wrong, of course.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-one-movie-trailer-someone-needs-a-paycheck/1003523/26 "2024-07-03T01:19:43Z")

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You _r e a l l y_ need to see _Violent Night_. A lot of standard Christmas themes turned up to eleven (at least). It’ll be part of your holiday rotation for sure.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-one-movie-trailer-someone-needs-a-paycheck/1003523/27 "2024-07-03T01:46:20Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> Still might watch it.

Cheesier than the annual output of Wisconsin, but could be fun.

> [@Push\_You\_Down](#):
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> We get just had “Violent Night”

That one wasnt that bad.

> [@smithsb](#):
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> You _r e a l l y_ need to see _Violent Night_. A lot of standard Christmas themes turned up to eleven (at least). It’ll be part of your holiday rotation for sure.

Yep.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-one-movie-trailer-someone-needs-a-paycheck/1003523/28 "2024-07-03T16:48:27Z")

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It looks like someone had some leftover battle footage from MCU movies, unused script pages from _Air Force One_, and an unfilmed adaptation of _The Kidnapping of the American President II_ and found a way to mash them together. Sort of like putting chicken, cod liver oil, and pomegranate in a blender. I’m sure there is someone that would like it.

I think I’d rather watch _Santa Claus Conquers the Martians_, and I would not like to watch _SCCtM_.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-one-movie-trailer-someone-needs-a-paycheck/1003523/29 "2024-07-03T19:05:11Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> I’ll be damned if I can figure out who the target audience is

People who liked _Violent Night_ from a couple of years ago.

> **[Violent Night](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violent_Night#)**
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> Violent Night is a 2022 American Christmas action comedy film directed by Tommy Wirkola and written by Pat Casey and Josh Miller. It follows Santa Claus (portrayed by David Harbour) as he fights mercenaries who have taken a wealthy family hostage in their home. The film also stars John Leguizamo, Alex Hassell, and Beverly D'Angelo.
> Violent Night had its world premiere at the New York Comic Con on October 7, 2022. Universal Pictures released the film in theaters in the United States on December 2...

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-one-movie-trailer-someone-needs-a-paycheck/1003523/30 "2024-07-03T19:16:30Z")

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Again, I’ve only seen the trailer for violent night, but it looked a lot better than this. I’ll check it out. David Harbour can sell a lot of things.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2024, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-one-movie-trailer-someone-needs-a-paycheck/1003523/31 "2024-07-04T09:10:46Z")

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I did see Violent Night, and it works thanks to how gleefully R-rated it is, from very bad language, to Santa dismantling a platoon of mercs using a sledgehammer and a sharpened candy cane, to showing us what would happen if you walked into _Home Alone_-style traps in real life. I don’t see much of that subversiveness in this new movie.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2024, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-one-movie-trailer-someone-needs-a-paycheck/1003523/32 "2024-11-22T12:30:40Z")

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Saw this. A perfectly adequate way to spend a couple of hours.

Watched most of the credits, favorite was “D Johnson’s barber”. Thought there might be a stinger, but after the music did the fifth “swelling crescendo to mark the end” I gave up.

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**Author:** ![ZonexandScout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zonexandscout/32/544_2.png) [@ZonexandScout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZonexandScout)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2024, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/red-one-movie-trailer-someone-needs-a-paycheck/1003523/33 "2024-11-22T15:10:36Z")

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As many other people have pointed out, I think someone was watching the first few minutes of _Scrooged_ (1988) and said to themselves, “Hey! That’s not a bad idea!”

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